Bee Gees CPR
Somebody told me last night that if you ever need to resuscitate someone through CPR, that you're supposed to do it to the beat of "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees. But it can't be the beginning part. It has to be the "HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! Stayin Alive! Stayin Alive!" part. I just think that's the pimpest way to save somebody ever. I'm going to start going to restaurants with a ghetto blaster and just WAIT.
"Oh my god! Does anybody know CPR?"
"I do!"
*picks up ghetto blaster and puts on shoulder* *calmly hits play* *the beginning part to "Stayin' Alive" plays as I walk to the victim like John Travolta*
*singing* "Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk."
"Hey Mister, I'm gonna save you! I just have to wait for the chorus."
*sitting on knees* *calmly waiting while singing the verse*
*Then resuscitate!* "HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive!"
"Oh no, he's still not breathing!"
*The song goes back to the verse* *Sitting and waiting for the chorus to come around again* *scratches head and looks around*
"I'm gonna save you on the second chorus mister!"
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This is based on something somebody told me last night when I was choking on a piece of popcorn (I was okay.) Then this idea popped into my head. I know it looks like a mess on LJ but I've actually got it all worked out in my head. Of course, I'm not using props I'm just acting it out and it might be kind of hard to talk into a mic and fake resuscitate someone who's not really there, but I'll figure it out. It's pretty silly and I can't wait to do it.
Also, if it doesn't work I will be pissed because I downloaded "Stayin' Alive" and ran for 45 minutes with it on repeat to learn the words. That sucked.