Diet Pepsi is not bad for you!!!
I am addicted to Diet Pepsi. Everybody tells me how bad it is for you because of the Aspartame in it, which can make your ears shrink. But there are lots of things in Pepsi products that are good for you. Like:
Carbonated water: Gives you better vision and improves hand/eye coordination.
Caramel color: Makes you grow a nice brownish shade.
Phosphoric Acid: Kills demons and other bad things that live in your head.
Potassium Benzoate: Makes you a better rapper. Hip-hop-a-hippity-hippity-hip-hip-hop-a-ya-don't-stop.
Caffeine: In addition to keeping you awake, it makes everyone around you tired when you drink it - therefore giving you the edge!
Citric Acid: Keeps you from getting SCURVY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natural Flavors: I don't actually know what these guys do, but maaaaaan does it feel natural. Whatever it is, it just feels right.
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If you look at the side-label of a Diet Pepsi under Potassium Benzoate it actually says in parenthesis "Preserves Freshness" which I think still fits in nicely with the hip-hop theme.
So drink Diet Pepsi! Hey, everything gives you cancer anyway!
Carbonated water: Gives you better vision and improves hand/eye coordination.
Caramel color: Makes you grow a nice brownish shade.
Phosphoric Acid: Kills demons and other bad things that live in your head.
Potassium Benzoate: Makes you a better rapper. Hip-hop-a-hippity-hippity-hip-hip-hop-a-ya-don't-stop.
Caffeine: In addition to keeping you awake, it makes everyone around you tired when you drink it - therefore giving you the edge!
Citric Acid: Keeps you from getting SCURVY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natural Flavors: I don't actually know what these guys do, but maaaaaan does it feel natural. Whatever it is, it just feels right.
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If you look at the side-label of a Diet Pepsi under Potassium Benzoate it actually says in parenthesis "Preserves Freshness" which I think still fits in nicely with the hip-hop theme.
So drink Diet Pepsi! Hey, everything gives you cancer anyway!