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[magyarfujoshi]

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[close up of Hungary's face. his screams could wake the mansion]

FUCKIN' KNEW IT! I TOLD YOU, PRUSSIA! I TOLD YOU! IT FINALLY GREW IN!!!

What a relief. [he laughs; a deep, rich, manly laugh. Hungary is so gar. and, grinning cheekily, he flips off the camera and ends the feed]

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[reckless_eagle]

[Poland looks exactly the same. She's wearing a cute, modest medieval dress, and there might be a slight hint of curve, but... no, really, it just looks like Poland.]

Hungary! Ohmigod, I haven't seen you in ages! You totally got all big and strong~

[...Doesn't notice the genderswap, because she's from before Hungary realized she was a girl ;;]

[magyarfujoshi]

[and Hungary totally expected Poland to become a girl eventually anyway so awww]

Poland? Hey, girl! You look so cute! How've you been?

[reckless_eagle]

[Smiles, glad to see that her non-Liet bestie is around, too.]

Like, fab as ever~ What about you?

[magyarfujoshi]

I knew you would be. I'm fantastic, especially now.

[reckless_eagle]

Yeah? Like, good day?

[Tell her ALL ABOUT IT. Being from the past means MISSED GOSSIP, which cannot be abided.]

[magyarfujoshi]

Really good day. Austria and I filled out finally! I have been waiting for like, 700 years.

[heck yes gossip /o/ but oh man Poland doesn't know Hungary and Austria totally got it on WHOOPS]

[reckless_eagle]

Wait, like, 700 years? Ohmigod, what time is it for you two?

[LOL, no, she doesn't. She's REALLY behind.]

[magyarfujoshi]

It's 2009!

...Wait, what year is it for you?

[reckless_eagle]

Uhm. Like, 1410?

[This may explain why she looks sliiiiiiightly loli. I mean, Poland probably still gets carded at bars when she's TWICE this age.]

[magyarfujoshi]

Oh, man, I think that's the furthest back I've seen? Prussia was from, like, 1890 I think.

[lol poor loli Poland. he is but a wee petit babby]

[reckless_eagle]

I totes don't know what time she was from, but she was being such a bitch last time we talked. All "blah, blah, get back to your fields, peasant" and junk... Gawd, is she like, ever gonna grow out of that?

[At least Liet is bound to be equally loliriffic? With Poland's luck, she'll probably have nicer boobs, too, though. =(]

[magyarfujoshi]

Unfortunately, no. But she eventually pretty much dissolves. I think Germany keeps her around for sentimental reasons.

[poor Poland. I was looking for fanarts of Mangary and found one of Poland with his female counterpart and I couldn't tell which was which :( everyone has nice boobs than Poland]

[reckless_eagle]

Well, that's like, something, I guess. She was getting all on about how she like, owned me or something? And it was just like, yeah, whatever, you totally wish~

[The only way you can tell if Poland fanart is genderswitch or not is if it's explicit porn, dude. The universe agrees with me that Poland as a girl is... just Poland with small boobs and no dick.]

[magyarfujoshi]

And it wasn't even her that like--[c-cough] You know Prussia's a total bitch. She keeps pulling all this stupid shit. We should totally get back at her somehow.

[lol i totally agree]

[reckless_eagle]

[Nice timing on that subject change, bb.]

Oh, I'm so there. You like, got anything specific in mind?

[magyarfujoshi]

[totes |D also i suck at pranks]

Let's cut all her hair off while she's asleep.