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"You'll never make a good comedian."
"Don't run my dreams!" She says faking a very sad face, she was trying to be funny - she was failing.
"You could be an actress, a model, a hostess, just you would have a hard time being a comedian."
"Why's that?"
"'Cause you're way too good looking."
"Thanks, you're breaking my heart."
"Seriously, no guy is going to want to laugh at you, it's not a compliment, it's just a fact. How many really hot comedians do you know? Zip, zero, nill, none. That's 'cause people don't laugh at hot people, they just stare and do what you think they should do, or hit on you."
"Oooo, I can use that in my stand up."
"And there's another thing, you're kinda using stupid humor, something silly and then mixing it with something intellegent, it's crazy." I'm no comedy critic, but I know that she's not going to get any laughs. "Plus, people who are funny are usually those that other people can relate to, you're not someone most people can relate to..."
"Well I think you're wrong."
"You're used to having people give you want you want, you're not going to get good laughs it'll be the kind that are nervous, confused laughter."
"You're nervous and confused."
Ugh...
"Don't run my dreams!" She says faking a very sad face, she was trying to be funny - she was failing.
"You could be an actress, a model, a hostess, just you would have a hard time being a comedian."
"Why's that?"
"'Cause you're way too good looking."
"Thanks, you're breaking my heart."
"Seriously, no guy is going to want to laugh at you, it's not a compliment, it's just a fact. How many really hot comedians do you know? Zip, zero, nill, none. That's 'cause people don't laugh at hot people, they just stare and do what you think they should do, or hit on you."
"Oooo, I can use that in my stand up."
"And there's another thing, you're kinda using stupid humor, something silly and then mixing it with something intellegent, it's crazy." I'm no comedy critic, but I know that she's not going to get any laughs. "Plus, people who are funny are usually those that other people can relate to, you're not someone most people can relate to..."
"Well I think you're wrong."
"You're used to having people give you want you want, you're not going to get good laughs it'll be the kind that are nervous, confused laughter."
"You're nervous and confused."
Ugh...