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so at the pizza place, on Halloween:
"Hey... stop cutting pizzas in Pentagrams, okay... I don't care if it's halloween."
"Well... I'm sorry but the store doesn't recognise Halloween as a religious holiday for you to take off... yes I know you're not a christian..."
"For godsakes, who keeps making these candy corn pizzas? they're terrible... I'm just going to go in the office and get rid of another one."
"Damnit... I hate getting candy instead of tip money... candy doesn't pay for the gas in my car, trick or treat motha-fucker!"
"Cristy, don't hand anymore ciggettes as treats anymore, we're started to get parents who want cigs now."
"I think I hit a kid wearing one of those invisible kid costumes."
"what the hell are you talking about?"
"you know... like a black trashbag in the dark... invisible kid costume..."
"Well what did you do?"
"Well the kid is already in the trash bag, what the hell more do you want me to do?"
"Hey... stop cutting pizzas in Pentagrams, okay... I don't care if it's halloween."
"Well... I'm sorry but the store doesn't recognise Halloween as a religious holiday for you to take off... yes I know you're not a christian..."
"For godsakes, who keeps making these candy corn pizzas? they're terrible... I'm just going to go in the office and get rid of another one."
"Damnit... I hate getting candy instead of tip money... candy doesn't pay for the gas in my car, trick or treat motha-fucker!"
"Cristy, don't hand anymore ciggettes as treats anymore, we're started to get parents who want cigs now."
"I think I hit a kid wearing one of those invisible kid costumes."
"what the hell are you talking about?"
"you know... like a black trashbag in the dark... invisible kid costume..."
"Well what did you do?"
"Well the kid is already in the trash bag, what the hell more do you want me to do?"