The NEWT Conspiracy
I've come to the conclusion that all exams are just a big conspiracy, an excuse for those who no longer have to take them to laugh at the unfortunate youth of Hogwarts. I'd bet 5 galleons that they all sit at a big table giggling at our misfortune as I speak.
Am I right professors? Have I caught you? I'm expecting Otieno to be bringing me 5 galleons at tomorrow's breakfast.
Hopefully there're slightly more fun times ahead and several jugs of firewhiskey. Until then... I study. *vomits*
Am I right professors? Have I caught you? I'm expecting Otieno to be bringing me 5 galleons at tomorrow's breakfast.
Hopefully there're slightly more fun times ahead and several jugs of firewhiskey. Until then... I study. *vomits*