"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!"
I am at my grandparents', and they have The Tonight Show on, which has reminded me how much I love Jamie Lee Curtis (a lot), and how much I want to punch Jay Leno in his smug, slut-shaming mouth (a lot).
Ms Curtis, you look freaking amazing, and I have so much respect for you for having the confidence to rock that dress and for your visible disgust with Leno. I love you forever.
Also, there are GROSS THINGS going on in my life. SO GROSS. Grosser than the skin infection/rash combo that covered 85% of my body earlier this year. There will undoubtedly be more later.
Ms Curtis, you look freaking amazing, and I have so much respect for you for having the confidence to rock that dress and for your visible disgust with Leno. I love you forever.
Also, there are GROSS THINGS going on in my life. SO GROSS. Grosser than the skin infection/rash combo that covered 85% of my body earlier this year. There will undoubtedly be more later.