First Customer of the day: Hi...do you have any carbohydrate-free flaxseed?
Me: Errr, no. No we don't. Flaxseed naturally contains carbs, sorry.
First Customer of the day: Don't you have any made without it?
Me: No, I'm afraid that's how it comes off the flax plant. *good natured chuckle, thinking she'll realise what a moron she's being and laugh ( Read more... )

I've been extra tense for the last few weeks, ever since Klaus died I've been a bit "wrong" - my panic attacks have been creeping back, I never feel like leaving the house and I've broken out in spectacular spots and dandruff! Nice! I've been whirring my brain over The Mystery Box, worrying that I might have a stalker. I'd been doing really well on ( Read more... )

Today at work took a delightful turn when we got a return of a packet of dates - filled with grubs!

Nice work, quality control, reeeeeeaaal nice.

*gag*

We gave the guy some free bags of sweeties, which seemed to settle his stomach.

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I also bought all the glass spice jars that we had left in the shop - which gives me a grand total of 20, wooo! Now if I ( Read more... )

If I am filling the shelf with the product you want, wait the 30 seconds it will take for me to whack them out there and retreat. Then it's all yours. Elbowing me, taking the packet of lentils out of my hand, and then sweetly saying "excuse me" is just taking the piss.

Also, the basket stack is not a bin. Thankyouplease.

Yippee. I have a stalker at work ( Read more... )

I work in a branch of a major UK health food store chain - not the one with the ampersand, the other one.

In the company newsletter is a "star spotting" section - apparantly last week "Doctor" Gillian McKeith came into one branch (not mine) and spent £20 ... on confectionary! LOL! Ell-oh-fucking-ell! Nice move, you seed-pimping, boney-fingered ( Read more... )