Do NOT read this unless you're in the mood for Dean/Jerr SMUT *_*
Okay, I did the farmer/country boy in the bath tub sketch this time, and it's a good one boy, let me tell ya ~_^ I haven't quite hashed out a story yet...I had one sorta, but I wasn't real sure about it...we'll see how it turns out, eh? Oh and uh, it'll be doity, more than likely. How could it not? They're in a tub together with hardly any clothes on *_*
Dean: So...now that I'm here. Got any young thangs I can put the moves on?
Pa: LOL, you sure are a smooth one, Mr. Martin.
Pa: But sucks for you, alls I've gots is a queer son.
Dean: ...Is that so?
Pa: Yeah, he's a real quirker.
Pa: But look at it this way: at least you couldn't get him pregnant XD
Pa: No sir, ain't gonna be no shotgun weddings in *my* house.
Dean: Hmmm...
Jerry: I'm home, Pa!
Jerry: And look what I did!
Jerry: I laid an egg .^_^.
Jerry: I always wanted to have a baby...
Pa: Oh boy...how do I break this one to him?
Jerry: O.O!
Jerry: There's a *boy* here!
Pa: Yes, there certainly is. And I'm pretty sure he's wantin' to ravish you.
Pa: So keep your eye on him, ya hear?
Jerry: I'll watch him, Pa. He won't get my egg.
Pa: Well go on, you can at least say hi. He is spending the night after all.
Jerry: Hello, Mr. Martin. Would you like to pet my egg?
Dean: --Egg?
*crush*
Dean: Oh, ick.
Jerry: See if I ever let you pet my egg again! You're not very gentle...
Jerry: Daddy! He broke my--
Dean: Wait, I can be gentle... See? *stroke*
Pa: Alright, well I'm gonna go milk the cows before Mr. Martin starts showin' you just how gentle he can get. Make nice, boys.
Jerry: What do you suppose he meant, 'make nice'?
Dean: Well I dunno, but I think it involves shedding layers...
Jerry: And shadow puppets?
Jerry: I'll put the music on! I love music soooo much. But for some reason my pants always get kinda tight when I play this one song...
Dean: Which song? *poised to take notes*
Jerry: 'That's Amore'~<3
Dean: ...Well that's easy. I'll remember that. I don't even need this notebook. *toss*
Jerry: You don't have to stare at me, Dean. *gushes* I know I'm prettier than *she* is. ;3
Jerry: Oh look! My egg hatched!
Dean: What is it with women and babies anyway? o.O --I thought I broke your egg?
Jerry: I had another. That's what happens when you don't use protection you know.
Dean: Man all those shadow puppets really wore me out. Where am I sleeping--?
Pa: With ma boy. Make an honest goil of him though before you go knockin him up.
Dean: o.O
*Jerry in tub*
Dean: Oo, very nice. *schemes*
Dean: So pretty .^_^.
Dean: *flirt*
Jerry: Whoa there, good sir. What kinda goil do you think I am?
Jerry: At least undress a little before you join me. Wouldn't want to ruin that pretty frilled shirt.
Jerry: Here, I'll help ya. [No, that's not an egg in his shorts X3]
Okay, the next few are really just gratuitous Jerry ass shots, cuz...wait, do I really need to explain *why*? X3
Hey lookit, Dean's noticed X3
And noticed...
And *noticed* X3
*Still* looking...not that he's never seen it before, it's just always nice to look at ~_^
The *front* this time X3 But he'll get an even better angle in a minute...you'll see ~_^
Anyway, back to the show...
Jerry: I am so pretty.
Jerry: But Dean, you're so *buff*.
Jerry: Would you like me better if I was strong like you?
Dean: No Jerr, not everyone has to have big muscles. I like you and your chest. You're very pretty.
Dean: Now back into the tub so I can show you how *much* I like you.
Dean: *reach*
Jerry: Oo!
Jerry: Whoa, Dean, not so fast. *Gentle* remember?
Dean: Oh *there's* the soap!
Jerry: That ain't *soap*!
Jerry: *Dean*...
Jerry: Oh, right *there*...
Dean: Here, let me get your feet.
Jerry: My *feet*...?
Jerry: Dean, that tickles! If you don't stop I'm gonna--
Jerry: Gotcha now! 8D
*Company!*
Jerry: *RawR*
*hand*
*hand*
*hand* ^g^
Jerry: Welcome, Dean, to my humble abode.
*splash*
*LOVE*~<333
*HAND* Dean's *hand*! XD And his pretty little smile .^_^.
*aHEM* And *that's* what he was feeling up ~_^
Jerry: Let's row away together Dean!
Dean: Till we reach that place on the horizon where the sky meets the ocean.
Jerry: ;3
THE END~<3
Dean: So...now that I'm here. Got any young thangs I can put the moves on?
Pa: LOL, you sure are a smooth one, Mr. Martin.
Pa: But sucks for you, alls I've gots is a queer son.
Dean: ...Is that so?
Pa: Yeah, he's a real quirker.
Pa: But look at it this way: at least you couldn't get him pregnant XD
Pa: No sir, ain't gonna be no shotgun weddings in *my* house.
Dean: Hmmm...
Jerry: I'm home, Pa!
Jerry: And look what I did!
Jerry: I laid an egg .^_^.
Jerry: I always wanted to have a baby...
Pa: Oh boy...how do I break this one to him?
Jerry: O.O!
Jerry: There's a *boy* here!
Pa: Yes, there certainly is. And I'm pretty sure he's wantin' to ravish you.
Pa: So keep your eye on him, ya hear?
Jerry: I'll watch him, Pa. He won't get my egg.
Pa: Well go on, you can at least say hi. He is spending the night after all.
Jerry: Hello, Mr. Martin. Would you like to pet my egg?
Dean: --Egg?
*crush*
Dean: Oh, ick.
Jerry: See if I ever let you pet my egg again! You're not very gentle...
Jerry: Daddy! He broke my--
Dean: Wait, I can be gentle... See? *stroke*
Pa: Alright, well I'm gonna go milk the cows before Mr. Martin starts showin' you just how gentle he can get. Make nice, boys.
Jerry: What do you suppose he meant, 'make nice'?
Dean: Well I dunno, but I think it involves shedding layers...
Jerry: And shadow puppets?
Jerry: I'll put the music on! I love music soooo much. But for some reason my pants always get kinda tight when I play this one song...
Dean: Which song? *poised to take notes*
Jerry: 'That's Amore'~<3
Dean: ...Well that's easy. I'll remember that. I don't even need this notebook. *toss*
Jerry: You don't have to stare at me, Dean. *gushes* I know I'm prettier than *she* is. ;3
Jerry: Oh look! My egg hatched!
Dean: What is it with women and babies anyway? o.O --I thought I broke your egg?
Jerry: I had another. That's what happens when you don't use protection you know.
Dean: Man all those shadow puppets really wore me out. Where am I sleeping--?
Pa: With ma boy. Make an honest goil of him though before you go knockin him up.
Dean: o.O
*Jerry in tub*
Dean: Oo, very nice. *schemes*
Dean: So pretty .^_^.
Dean: *flirt*
Jerry: Whoa there, good sir. What kinda goil do you think I am?
Jerry: At least undress a little before you join me. Wouldn't want to ruin that pretty frilled shirt.
Jerry: Here, I'll help ya. [No, that's not an egg in his shorts X3]
Okay, the next few are really just gratuitous Jerry ass shots, cuz...wait, do I really need to explain *why*? X3
Hey lookit, Dean's noticed X3
And noticed...
And *noticed* X3
*Still* looking...not that he's never seen it before, it's just always nice to look at ~_^
The *front* this time X3 But he'll get an even better angle in a minute...you'll see ~_^
Anyway, back to the show...
Jerry: I am so pretty.
Jerry: But Dean, you're so *buff*.
Jerry: Would you like me better if I was strong like you?
Dean: No Jerr, not everyone has to have big muscles. I like you and your chest. You're very pretty.
Dean: Now back into the tub so I can show you how *much* I like you.
Dean: *reach*
Jerry: Oo!
Jerry: Whoa, Dean, not so fast. *Gentle* remember?
Dean: Oh *there's* the soap!
Jerry: That ain't *soap*!
Jerry: *Dean*...
Jerry: Oh, right *there*...
Dean: Here, let me get your feet.
Jerry: My *feet*...?
Jerry: Dean, that tickles! If you don't stop I'm gonna--
Jerry: Gotcha now! 8D
*Company!*
Jerry: *RawR*
*hand*
*hand*
*hand* ^g^
Jerry: Welcome, Dean, to my humble abode.
*splash*
*LOVE*~<333
*HAND* Dean's *hand*! XD And his pretty little smile .^_^.
*aHEM* And *that's* what he was feeling up ~_^
Jerry: Let's row away together Dean!
Dean: Till we reach that place on the horizon where the sky meets the ocean.
Jerry: ;3
THE END~<3