An Ego That Could Fill the Grand Canyon 1/?
TITLE : An Ego That Could Fill the Grand Canyon 1/?
RATING : PG
CHARACTERS : Sam, Dean, Jensen, Jared
PAIRING : Dean/Sam, Jensen/Jared, Jensen/Dean
WARNING : Slashy MPREG CRACK!!!!
Disclaimer: I unfortunately own nothing in any way relating to SPN and I am only borrowing the boys...no harm intended to their real life counterparts who i'm also borrowing.
Word Count: Approx. 260-ish
SUMMARY : Dean goes to a bar, gets wasted, sees this guy who he thinks looks like him and figures "What the hell?" Little does he know...
X-POSTED
A/N: So I was talking about a couple of story ideas with a friend who got confused and this is the result. I dedicate this story to Myka. This is absolute, 100% CRACK!!!
“Hey Sammy?”
“Yeah Dean?”
“You know I love you right? Even though we still haven’t gone all the way?”
“Because you've been sick for the past few weeks. And I love you too.”
“Okay, well just remember you said that. Do you remember a few months ago when we destroyed that witch and her demon offspring and she looked at me and said I’d be sorry?”
“Yeah, but nothing ever happened so we assumed you were okay.”
“I think I finally got what she meant.”
“Dean, what are you talking about? What’s going on?”
“Okay so about a month after we finished her off, when we were in LA, I was at this bar. I guess I got really drunk cause I uh-IsleptwiththisguywhoIthoughtlookedjustlikeme.”
“You what?”
“There was this guy at the bar who I thought looked just like me and we kinda-ya know-slept together.”
“You had sex with a guy that looked like you? Jesus Dean, you even give Narcissus a run for his money. But wait-what does you being obsessed with yourself have to do with the witch?”
“I’m pregnant.”
“I’m sorry, I don’t think I heard that right.”
“I’m pregnant Sammy. We were in LA four months ago and he was the only guy I’ve slept with since we met the witch. I haven't had the flu the past few weeks. It's morning sickness.”
“Oh-my-god. Do you-do you at least remember the guy’s name?”
“Yeah...”
“Well what's his name?”
“Jensen Ackles.”
Chapter 2: http://magos186.livejournal.com/4372.html
RATING : PG
CHARACTERS : Sam, Dean, Jensen, Jared
PAIRING : Dean/Sam, Jensen/Jared, Jensen/Dean
WARNING : Slashy MPREG CRACK!!!!
Disclaimer: I unfortunately own nothing in any way relating to SPN and I am only borrowing the boys...no harm intended to their real life counterparts who i'm also borrowing.
Word Count: Approx. 260-ish
SUMMARY : Dean goes to a bar, gets wasted, sees this guy who he thinks looks like him and figures "What the hell?" Little does he know...
X-POSTED
A/N: So I was talking about a couple of story ideas with a friend who got confused and this is the result. I dedicate this story to Myka. This is absolute, 100% CRACK!!!
“Hey Sammy?”
“Yeah Dean?”
“You know I love you right? Even though we still haven’t gone all the way?”
“Because you've been sick for the past few weeks. And I love you too.”
“Okay, well just remember you said that. Do you remember a few months ago when we destroyed that witch and her demon offspring and she looked at me and said I’d be sorry?”
“Yeah, but nothing ever happened so we assumed you were okay.”
“I think I finally got what she meant.”
“Dean, what are you talking about? What’s going on?”
“Okay so about a month after we finished her off, when we were in LA, I was at this bar. I guess I got really drunk cause I uh-IsleptwiththisguywhoIthoughtlookedjustlikeme.”
“You what?”
“There was this guy at the bar who I thought looked just like me and we kinda-ya know-slept together.”
“You had sex with a guy that looked like you? Jesus Dean, you even give Narcissus a run for his money. But wait-what does you being obsessed with yourself have to do with the witch?”
“I’m pregnant.”
“I’m sorry, I don’t think I heard that right.”
“I’m pregnant Sammy. We were in LA four months ago and he was the only guy I’ve slept with since we met the witch. I haven't had the flu the past few weeks. It's morning sickness.”
“Oh-my-god. Do you-do you at least remember the guy’s name?”
“Yeah...”
“Well what's his name?”
“Jensen Ackles.”
Chapter 2: http://magos186.livejournal.com/4372.html