I don't wanna talk about RealID, so...
Things I hate, Volume 2:
Fucking Furries
This includes but is not limited to the process or production and those engaged in the process or production of drawn, animated, or otherwise rendered images of anthropomorphic animal characters engaging in sex acts, particularly if these characters feature multiple genitals, tentacles, are swallowing each other whole, wearing diapers and/or defecating and/or urinating in their pants, or inflicting grievous bodily injury to each other, and this is considered sexually arousing. We also refer to images of anthropomorphic characters from established commercial franchises, particularly those marketed towards children (i.e. Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse, Sonic The Hedgehog, any of several Pokemon, and associated characters) depicted in any form of sex act that was not produced solely for the purposes of irony or humor.
We also refer to anyone who posts such images on an online forum despite the rules of said forum specifically banning them.
Additionally, anyone who has ever created a "fursona" for themself for the purposes of being depicted nude or in sexual situations, particularly if that character is not a natural animal but some kind of hybrid or fantasy creature, especially with fur pigmentation that does not occur in nature or absurdly large breasts or other genitals. Particularly anyone who has ever produced a costume intended to depict this character, and doubly so if this costume has been constructed with sexual activities in mind. Entire fictional species of furred humanoids created entirely for utilization in pornography are right out.
Anyone who claims to be the reincarnated soul of an animal, or particularly a fictional anthropomorphic character, or anyone who claims to be "soulbound" to a fictional anthropomorphic character. Anyone who has staged an elaborate fake wedding involving another human being wearing a fursuit designed to look like a character from an established fiction is to be shot on sight.
Anyone who has ever used the word "yiff" non-ironically.
Anyone who has ever consciously and willingly attended any convention intended to serve as a meeting place for furries.
Anyone who reads this entry and includes the term "fursecution" in their reply, whether intended ironically or not.
No, seriously, it's a goddamn fetish, just fuck off.
We do not herein refer to any character from a fictional franchise where the characters involved just happen to be animal people because of creative license or for a legitimate narrative purpose (i.e. a non-sexual one).
We also do not refer to catgirls, who are just girls with cat ears and should be presented nude or in an otherwise sexual manner whenever appropriate and feasible.
We make exceptions for narratives involving animal people that may occasionally dabble in sexual content if the purpose and driving force of the plot is not centered entirely around the characters doing anything that could be described as "yiffing." If the term "yiff" is used at any point the narrative is to be systematically purged.
We also make exceptions for anyone who gets off on furry porn and just plain has the good sense to keep it to themselves. It's not that goddamn hard to just not talk about how much you like dog dicks, people. Seriously. God damnit.
Fucking Furries
This includes but is not limited to the process or production and those engaged in the process or production of drawn, animated, or otherwise rendered images of anthropomorphic animal characters engaging in sex acts, particularly if these characters feature multiple genitals, tentacles, are swallowing each other whole, wearing diapers and/or defecating and/or urinating in their pants, or inflicting grievous bodily injury to each other, and this is considered sexually arousing. We also refer to images of anthropomorphic characters from established commercial franchises, particularly those marketed towards children (i.e. Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse, Sonic The Hedgehog, any of several Pokemon, and associated characters) depicted in any form of sex act that was not produced solely for the purposes of irony or humor.
We also refer to anyone who posts such images on an online forum despite the rules of said forum specifically banning them.
Additionally, anyone who has ever created a "fursona" for themself for the purposes of being depicted nude or in sexual situations, particularly if that character is not a natural animal but some kind of hybrid or fantasy creature, especially with fur pigmentation that does not occur in nature or absurdly large breasts or other genitals. Particularly anyone who has ever produced a costume intended to depict this character, and doubly so if this costume has been constructed with sexual activities in mind. Entire fictional species of furred humanoids created entirely for utilization in pornography are right out.
Anyone who claims to be the reincarnated soul of an animal, or particularly a fictional anthropomorphic character, or anyone who claims to be "soulbound" to a fictional anthropomorphic character. Anyone who has staged an elaborate fake wedding involving another human being wearing a fursuit designed to look like a character from an established fiction is to be shot on sight.
Anyone who has ever used the word "yiff" non-ironically.
Anyone who has ever consciously and willingly attended any convention intended to serve as a meeting place for furries.
Anyone who reads this entry and includes the term "fursecution" in their reply, whether intended ironically or not.
No, seriously, it's a goddamn fetish, just fuck off.
We do not herein refer to any character from a fictional franchise where the characters involved just happen to be animal people because of creative license or for a legitimate narrative purpose (i.e. a non-sexual one).
We also do not refer to catgirls, who are just girls with cat ears and should be presented nude or in an otherwise sexual manner whenever appropriate and feasible.
We make exceptions for narratives involving animal people that may occasionally dabble in sexual content if the purpose and driving force of the plot is not centered entirely around the characters doing anything that could be described as "yiffing." If the term "yiff" is used at any point the narrative is to be systematically purged.
We also make exceptions for anyone who gets off on furry porn and just plain has the good sense to keep it to themselves. It's not that goddamn hard to just not talk about how much you like dog dicks, people. Seriously. God damnit.