It Takes A Child To Raze A Village
Yesterday I did a lot.
I woke up and went to the doctor and he told me my thumbnail is going to fall off. Sweet. He also said that normally when you crush your thumbnail in something you are supposed to superheat a needle and pierce through the nail to drain out any blood. Someone told me that before but it sounded like one of those old-wives-tale things. When they told me I was like, "Bloodletting?? Are you from the 1800's you nutjob?" But I guess it's different than bloodletting... and apparently it's what you're supposed to do.
Then I went to the optometrist and ordered some contact lenses and got her to sign an insurance form from my work so I get them for free. Score moneys!
This wasn't yesterday but I also filed my tax return recently and from what I could tell I'm getting a nice, chunky return. Bonus moneys!
So because I have some extra dough I decided to buy a game. I played a game with Ryan and some other people a while ago called Ninja-burger. It reminded me of some other game I played with Dave and Cameron and some oher people back at Camosun. I totally forget what it is called but it's about ninjas battling eachother and it was fun. I looked for it at Curious Comics across from Hillside but couldn't find it. I'll look again downtown today maybe.
After that I stopped by my parents then came home and fought a bee that decided my pillowcase was his fuck buddy. It took a long time to get him out because he disappeared for a while. I don't know how he hid though because he was like... huge. It was more like a seagull wearing a bee costume. At the same time I had a 'patio inspection' which consisted of my building manager coming in, punching my patio railing, telling me he is going to fix a crack in my outside wall soon (which he said when I moved in) and then running out.
Tawnee and Shara from work came and picked me up and we went to the beach. We skimboarded for a bit and played frisbee and went really far out in the ocean. It seemed we walked for about 10 minutes yet still only got up to our crotches. I couldn't stand the constant barrage of crotch shots the ocean was giving me so I turned back. Plus we were getting shockingly close to a very hungry looking seal and I didn't trust him and his friends.
I am amazed that we have summer-ish weather already and it is somehow warm enough to not only go to the beach but to actually go in the ocean. Yay warmth!
After the beach we went to Burger King where they were having the two Whoppers for $5 deal. Plus they were giving out free Whoppers with every purchase. Shara and Tawnee had never had a Whopper before and they were amazed.
Shara's apartment has a pool so we went there after and hung out in the pool.
When I got home I played World of Goo for a bit. Then Lucas called and brought Katie over to eat and hang for a little bit before he had to go to work.
By then it was bedtime and I had been doing stuff all day and I was tired.
Now it is today and I have to go perform the play at Mount Doug!
If you have dentures do not use artificial sweetener because you will get a fake cavity.
- Andrew
I woke up and went to the doctor and he told me my thumbnail is going to fall off. Sweet. He also said that normally when you crush your thumbnail in something you are supposed to superheat a needle and pierce through the nail to drain out any blood. Someone told me that before but it sounded like one of those old-wives-tale things. When they told me I was like, "Bloodletting?? Are you from the 1800's you nutjob?" But I guess it's different than bloodletting... and apparently it's what you're supposed to do.
Then I went to the optometrist and ordered some contact lenses and got her to sign an insurance form from my work so I get them for free. Score moneys!
This wasn't yesterday but I also filed my tax return recently and from what I could tell I'm getting a nice, chunky return. Bonus moneys!
So because I have some extra dough I decided to buy a game. I played a game with Ryan and some other people a while ago called Ninja-burger. It reminded me of some other game I played with Dave and Cameron and some oher people back at Camosun. I totally forget what it is called but it's about ninjas battling eachother and it was fun. I looked for it at Curious Comics across from Hillside but couldn't find it. I'll look again downtown today maybe.
After that I stopped by my parents then came home and fought a bee that decided my pillowcase was his fuck buddy. It took a long time to get him out because he disappeared for a while. I don't know how he hid though because he was like... huge. It was more like a seagull wearing a bee costume. At the same time I had a 'patio inspection' which consisted of my building manager coming in, punching my patio railing, telling me he is going to fix a crack in my outside wall soon (which he said when I moved in) and then running out.
Tawnee and Shara from work came and picked me up and we went to the beach. We skimboarded for a bit and played frisbee and went really far out in the ocean. It seemed we walked for about 10 minutes yet still only got up to our crotches. I couldn't stand the constant barrage of crotch shots the ocean was giving me so I turned back. Plus we were getting shockingly close to a very hungry looking seal and I didn't trust him and his friends.
I am amazed that we have summer-ish weather already and it is somehow warm enough to not only go to the beach but to actually go in the ocean. Yay warmth!
After the beach we went to Burger King where they were having the two Whoppers for $5 deal. Plus they were giving out free Whoppers with every purchase. Shara and Tawnee had never had a Whopper before and they were amazed.
Shara's apartment has a pool so we went there after and hung out in the pool.
When I got home I played World of Goo for a bit. Then Lucas called and brought Katie over to eat and hang for a little bit before he had to go to work.
By then it was bedtime and I had been doing stuff all day and I was tired.
Now it is today and I have to go perform the play at Mount Doug!
If you have dentures do not use artificial sweetener because you will get a fake cavity.
- Andrew