Mao seems to like sexing it up on stage
They are my favorite people! Dead stock videos made me laugh so much!
I took the part from "Ranbu no melody" type A (at 16:50) interesting enough to be translated. However, since they were talking fast and in the same time, I made it easier for me (well sort of) by typing down Chinese and using translator to get parts i couldn't understand. Their couple minutes conversation took me more than a couple of hours to translate but it was worth the trouble! They are made of win! Mao dirty talk and Shinji's answers are priceless as always! And Yuuya seemed to distanced himself from Mao's dirty tongue. :))
Mao: Yuuya最近有看AV吗? 没看吗？骗人？你这呆子 啊Shinji啊他看的 毕竟是人类吗会看吧
Audience: Aki呢
Aki: 我完全会看的
Mao: 健全的男人都会看的吧
Aki: 会看会看
Someone from the audience: 看我
Aki: 女孩的话
Mao: 看你搞毛啊
Aki::女生如果说我不看的话肯定是谎话
Mao: 女孩子的话有看的他有不看的吧
Shinji: Mao我不看的
Mao: 恩？
Shinji: 我不看的
Mao: 真的吗？? Shinji看那个エロ杂志
Shinji: 我靠想象就能高潮
Mao: 不是看エロ杂志吗 前阵子还买了本和我-样的呢
Shinji: 没有买啊
Mao: 是这样啊
Shinji: 就算不看 光靠想象就能高潮
Mao: 因为Shinji想象力很好啊
Shinji: 因为环保啊
Mao: 光靠想象就能高潮 是这样的吧
Audience:再说ー遍！
Mao: 那么Shinji再说ー遍 加上回音再来ー遍
Shinji: 光靠想象就能高潮
Mao: Yuuya have you watched some AV recently? You haven't? It's foolish of you to try to deceive us! Shinji is watching that. After all, we are only humans.
Audience: Aki does!
Aki: I watch it entirely.
Mao: Healthy men watch that.
Aki: They do.
Someone from the audience: Look at me! (I have no idea what the person said here, so this was translated from Chinese)
Aki: When girls says-
Mao: (referring something to that guy from the audience)
Aki:: When girls says they don't look it, that's a completely lie!
Mao: They watch and read. (he said something like that)
Shinji: Mao I'm not watching that.
Mao: Hmm?
Shinji: I'm not watching.
Mao: Really? Shinji reads porn magazines.
Shinji: Because imagination alone can bring you to climax!
Mao: Hey mister reading-porn-magazines. Have you bought some porn magazine lately?
Shinji: I haven't!
Mao: Ah, is that so.
Shinji: Even if you don't watch, imagination alone can bring you to climax.
Mao: Shinji's imagination power is really strong.
Shinji: It is for the sake of environment.
Mao: Imagination alone can bring you to climax. Is that so?
Audience: Once more!
Mao: Well then Shinji say it again. With the echo.
Shinji: Imagination alone can bring you to climax-ax-ax-ax!!!
Onto my stupidity, at first, part where Mao was referring that healthy boys watch porn, I typed it down as 健全なだんしょうを見る, which is wrong since there wasn't を and with the word danshou typed with wrong characters(it could also mean something like male lover) holy shit it went completely wrong! *facepalm*
Audience: Aki
Aki: 全然見ますよ
Mao: 健全な男娼を見る
Aki: 見る見る
Audience: Aki
Aki: I watch it entirely
Mao: You watch healthy male prostitute
Aki: I do I do
I've checked a multiply times and I think it's fixed right. There might be some mistakes but basically that is it. Either way I fully approve of both watching and reading.:) Sid you are golden!! And this is the photo from Ontama studio. Cute things. :)
