Top Five High School Moments
Spring Break is almost over. As it is with most vacations, the end of spring break heralds the desire to put a bullet in one's head. Gone are the days of 3 AM Denny's, sleeping in until late afternoon, and running half-naked through the woods. The very thought of the impending week of school is making me miserable. High School is, after all, a miserable place filled with some of the worst human beings I have ever met. But in the last four years I've also had a lot of good fucking times. So in a High Fidelity fashion, all next week I'll be counting down the top five all-time greatest moments from my four years in High School. These are going to be the days and nights that really stuck with me and taught me something about myself. It should give me something to think about next week other than wanting to shoot myself. Enjoy.