I want to party all the time
Tonight I saw the fall play at the High School with Mike, Dan, and Jason. It was pretty good I guess because it had Joe Maubach in every scene. There was even a scene where Joe had to fight zombies, which is basically all you could ask for in a play. The only bad part were the annoying mother fuckers that were cast in the roles that didn't belong to Maubach. This gave us the idea for a play entitled "Maubach On Maubach" featuring Joe, a stool, and a glass of water.
After the play we decided to go to the cast party. Granted, none of us were involved with the play and three fourths of us didn't even go to High School, but a party is a party. We followed the caravan of people who were actually involved with the play to some chick's house in the country. The girl who lived there was Jessica Duffy, the psycho-Karate bitch. The whole ride there Dan was hanging out the window shouting "PARTY!" and singing songs about partying. As soon as we parked in her yard, we all got out and ran into her house.
I was the first one in line at the table of food in this girl's living room. There is truly nothing greater than the taste of free food at a party you weren't invited to. In the living room was a sliding glass door that led out onto this girl's deck. It was at this point that one of us noticed a swimming pool built into this deck, filled with warm water and ready for a swim. Needless to say the party had officially begun. Unfortunately, further investigation revealed that a tarp was in the way of our aquatic awesomeness. Jessica eventually came outside saying, "My mom says it's okay if you guys swim." That was nice of her, but we weren't waiting for their approval, we were just trying to figure out how to get that fucking tarp off. So finally this chick's mom comes outside and takes the tarp off. Immediately thereafter Dan, Mike, and I jump in fully clothed. It was amazing. Dan was doing dives off the patio fence, while Mike and I floated around on what I had christened the SS Fandel.
Everyone else was sitting in the living room talking about teenage-angst and receiving back massages from Rusty Boulton. Then Dan got the idea to throw lawn chairs into the pool. I decided that the SS Fandel needed an oar, so I yelled at Jason to find me something to row with. He came back with a long metal rod that's used for cleaning or something. As he was handing it to me, Jessica's mom came outside screaming at us. I guess we kinda crossed the line with the long metal rod. Amidst this woman's screams came another voice. This deep, booming voice belonged to a man. At first I thought Jessica's dad had come outside to yell at us as well, but when I looked in the direction of the voice, I saw Rusty, looming over the pool like a great beast that had been awoken from its slumber. I guess we had offended him even more than Mrs. Duffy. He was yelling shit like, "You guys need to leave!" and "You guys need to grow up! You don't come to somebody's house uninvited and throw chairs into their pool! Act your age blah blah blah!"
Everyone else was watching the ruckus with the classic who invited those guys anyway look on their faces. Dan, Mike, and I slowly got out of the pool, our clothes soaking wet. It was a very awkward moment, lemme tell ya. The four of us then got into a huddle and tried to figure out if we should stay or go. We opted to stay.
After we dried off a little bit we did a little dancing, and everyone started warming up to us. Eventually we had a bunch of people outside partying with us. Rusty and others were sitting in the living room being assholes. A girl came outside and relayed the following information to us:
"Somebody asked where the garbage was, to which Rusty replied, "Outside. It's name is Dan, Mike, and Joey."
This really pissed us off, so we all went inside and Dan shouted "The garbage has entered the building!" At this point Rusty looked like he was ready to kill somebody. For the rest of the night he just sat in seclusion while everyone partied with us outside. Ironic how just an hour prior to his screaming at us, he was giving us all hugs and backrubs. Funny how some guys act when they're trying to impress a bunch of girls.
Later on we were all on the deck singing techno songs. Dan and Jason started singing a song that they always sang in Chemistry, and Jason couldn't remember the lyrics so Dan got really pissed and pounded his head against the patio table. I guess he pounded his head pretty hard, because he busted right through that fucker. That's right: Dan got so pissed off at Jason for messing up a song that he put his head through a table. I couldn't stop laughing, it was literally one of the funniest things I have ever seen. At first we felt really bad. After all, we hadn't been invited to this party and we had seriously trashed the place. Dan even considered putting twenty dollars on the table to help them buy a new one. Then we realized how stupid this was, and continued to party. Jessica's bitchy little sister kept coming outside and giving us dirty looks.
All in all it was an amazing night. There was furniture being thrown into pools, partial nudity(Mike mooned a couple people I guess), dancing, and table breaking. Afterwards we went to Steak n Shake and had a good laugh. In retrospect, it was the best Thursday night party ever. If I left anything out here, one of you guys needs to tell me.
After the play we decided to go to the cast party. Granted, none of us were involved with the play and three fourths of us didn't even go to High School, but a party is a party. We followed the caravan of people who were actually involved with the play to some chick's house in the country. The girl who lived there was Jessica Duffy, the psycho-Karate bitch. The whole ride there Dan was hanging out the window shouting "PARTY!" and singing songs about partying. As soon as we parked in her yard, we all got out and ran into her house.
I was the first one in line at the table of food in this girl's living room. There is truly nothing greater than the taste of free food at a party you weren't invited to. In the living room was a sliding glass door that led out onto this girl's deck. It was at this point that one of us noticed a swimming pool built into this deck, filled with warm water and ready for a swim. Needless to say the party had officially begun. Unfortunately, further investigation revealed that a tarp was in the way of our aquatic awesomeness. Jessica eventually came outside saying, "My mom says it's okay if you guys swim." That was nice of her, but we weren't waiting for their approval, we were just trying to figure out how to get that fucking tarp off. So finally this chick's mom comes outside and takes the tarp off. Immediately thereafter Dan, Mike, and I jump in fully clothed. It was amazing. Dan was doing dives off the patio fence, while Mike and I floated around on what I had christened the SS Fandel.
Everyone else was sitting in the living room talking about teenage-angst and receiving back massages from Rusty Boulton. Then Dan got the idea to throw lawn chairs into the pool. I decided that the SS Fandel needed an oar, so I yelled at Jason to find me something to row with. He came back with a long metal rod that's used for cleaning or something. As he was handing it to me, Jessica's mom came outside screaming at us. I guess we kinda crossed the line with the long metal rod. Amidst this woman's screams came another voice. This deep, booming voice belonged to a man. At first I thought Jessica's dad had come outside to yell at us as well, but when I looked in the direction of the voice, I saw Rusty, looming over the pool like a great beast that had been awoken from its slumber. I guess we had offended him even more than Mrs. Duffy. He was yelling shit like, "You guys need to leave!" and "You guys need to grow up! You don't come to somebody's house uninvited and throw chairs into their pool! Act your age blah blah blah!"
Everyone else was watching the ruckus with the classic who invited those guys anyway look on their faces. Dan, Mike, and I slowly got out of the pool, our clothes soaking wet. It was a very awkward moment, lemme tell ya. The four of us then got into a huddle and tried to figure out if we should stay or go. We opted to stay.
After we dried off a little bit we did a little dancing, and everyone started warming up to us. Eventually we had a bunch of people outside partying with us. Rusty and others were sitting in the living room being assholes. A girl came outside and relayed the following information to us:
"Somebody asked where the garbage was, to which Rusty replied, "Outside. It's name is Dan, Mike, and Joey."
This really pissed us off, so we all went inside and Dan shouted "The garbage has entered the building!" At this point Rusty looked like he was ready to kill somebody. For the rest of the night he just sat in seclusion while everyone partied with us outside. Ironic how just an hour prior to his screaming at us, he was giving us all hugs and backrubs. Funny how some guys act when they're trying to impress a bunch of girls.
Later on we were all on the deck singing techno songs. Dan and Jason started singing a song that they always sang in Chemistry, and Jason couldn't remember the lyrics so Dan got really pissed and pounded his head against the patio table. I guess he pounded his head pretty hard, because he busted right through that fucker. That's right: Dan got so pissed off at Jason for messing up a song that he put his head through a table. I couldn't stop laughing, it was literally one of the funniest things I have ever seen. At first we felt really bad. After all, we hadn't been invited to this party and we had seriously trashed the place. Dan even considered putting twenty dollars on the table to help them buy a new one. Then we realized how stupid this was, and continued to party. Jessica's bitchy little sister kept coming outside and giving us dirty looks.
All in all it was an amazing night. There was furniture being thrown into pools, partial nudity(Mike mooned a couple people I guess), dancing, and table breaking. Afterwards we went to Steak n Shake and had a good laugh. In retrospect, it was the best Thursday night party ever. If I left anything out here, one of you guys needs to tell me.