Looking for parties in all the wrong places
So Friday night I went to Steak n Shake with Ben, Willie, Steffan, Aaron, and Dan. While we were there Norm showed up with his new girlfriend. You could see the terror in this man's eyes when he saw that we were there. If I had been Norm I would've taken my girlfriend and left immediately. Despite Dan and I begging them not to, Steffan and
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First. Have a fake name and ID number ready...wait, you are an actually student, you won't need one to get in. But if the party gets busted, especially frat parties it is nicer to have that as a backup. Most Frat parties stop around two...this is due to logic and the police. Last one I went got busted up at 2:07...not to mention after about three four hours of drinking-which is what they will be doing-most people want to make out or pass out...lots go to Dunkin Donuts too.
Two. Got in groups, but more importantly, go with someone who knows the "scene." I bet Parker would be good for this...but Erin Young is an excellent choice, having fornicated which majority of registered Bradley students. Tony is good too, but he may ditch ya.
Three. Bradley parties are usually only good in hindsite. Looking back on the Bradley Parties I have been to, they were all a blast. But while I was there, most of them sucked.
Four. The best way to have a Bradley party is to post a Bradley pennant on the wall of your room and watch Risky Business...becuase that movie is always partying...(You remember the girl that sold you that movie...she still remembers us).
Have Fun in college Joey. You will have a billion times the fun at Bradley that I did.
Special number six. Foam parties at Bradley kickass...whether you drink or not.
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