fuck you dailey!

Mar 05, 2008 23:49

Wellllllll its been a while since I've updated and a lot of things have happend since the summer I guess.

I moved to New York City in July and have been working and fucking around ever since...Im finally to a point in my life where I can make enough money to support myself and waste a lot of it..its awesome.


but a few highlights in my life since i've been here....

1. having sex with a puerto rican lesbian

2. seeing a homeless woman bathe her self fully naked on the subway steps :/

3. seeing a homeless person piss all over a train.

4. seeing a homeless dude that looks like a dead indian sleeping every day at the 8th avenue stop.

5. seeing two huge gay dudes sharing ice cream with sprinkles right next to me ://////

6. seeing molly shannon in my store, haha

7. jason shitting his pants

8. young breeze still wont hold hands.

9. me and jason both being told that we're not going to get BJ's on the same couch

10. having lots of intercourse on a dirty couch :/

11. seeing really big fucking rats fight outside of my apartment.

12. MISSHAPES!!!!!!!

13. seeing two 40 year old men fight outside of a bodega

14. having a hott ghetto chick get naked right in front of me and asking if the thong looked good on her

15. doing a black chick with no AC in the room in the August heat

16. jason hooking up with a internet porn goddess, TEEN TRIXIE it really happend!

17. getting with a phat booty jew

18. seeing Jeff Gordon

19. getting fired and then re-hired by the same company

20. Maxamillion Sho Sugiura and Angler Gaysex

and i recently bought these!


annnnd thats about it:/
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