So, I'm a snob... :)
Grammarphile
66 snob points (out of 100)
You have a mighty respect for the English language, and its tortuous misuse by the uneducated burns your soul. You can barely restrain yourself from grammatical vigilantism. You often find your friends pre-emptively apologizing for their language goofs, fearing your wrath, or at least merciless teasing.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on snobbery
Link: The Grammar Snob Test written by dbang on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test