May 22, 2005 19:52
Repeat after me: Jessica Cooper makes bad decisions!
Welcome to the informational literature to inform the world that Jessica Cooper makes bad decisons.
Item 1.) Jessica invests time and energy in things that usually do not pan out. Including, but not limited to: Procrastination, hooking up, personal projects, and liking people.
Item 2.) Jessica goes against her instinct and makes decisons that lack common sense that could put her life, her friendships, and her job in danger.
Item 3.) Jessica puts her nose in people's business and makes them angry, therefore making Jessica sad when she knew she shouldn't bring up the subject in the first place.
Item 4.) Jessica never finishes what she begins.
Item 5.) Jessica commits to things she usually cannot do, thus resulting in Item 4.
....I'm not feeling well.