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[magnifi_cat]

My lower back is killing me and my ovaries must be destroyed, before my uterus bursts forth in an Alien-inspired display of bloody, brutal carnage and takes off running down the highway towards downtown and the state capitol, screaming, "Death! Death! Death!"

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[cattack]

Maybe you could sic your uterus on GWB?

[magnifi_cat]

I like that idea...

[cattack]

The imagery is rather lovely, yes.

[magnifi_cat]

Do you suppose my uterus would be capable of getting itself from Texas to D.C.?

[cattack]

Greyhound should do the trick.