can someone shoot Michael Bay for me?
Just got home from Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, and while there are so many things I could potentially say, I think this mostly covers it:
I just spent $10.50 to watch a 2 hr and 30 min movie full of racism, sexism, useless violence that wasn't even entertaining after a while, was regaled with Michael Bay's view on intellectuals, college, the military, heaven (I risked a glance at lanternicity during that one and she was punching herself in the head, which should tell you something), and I was bored. Even righteous indignation couldn't fuel my interest for the entire movie.
Some items of interest:
Are her lips actually that big? Or did Michael Bay, in a fit of infinite dickitude, make them bigger? I'll admit that I don't like Megan Fox, but I certainly fucking despise Michael Bay, so she wins.
Again--WHAT. WHYYYYYY. I get fanservice. But this much T&A is ridiculous. Bad Bay. And don't get me started on the blatant racism of the lovely ghetto-fabulous twin robots who have heads that look like Yoda.
Look at it! Mock it, because I can't put in a sound clip to mock instead!
If I could find a picture somewhere of Sam's astronomy class I would put it in, because I think you should all know that all college girls are hot and slutty and have more interest in screwing their professors than learning. PSA, guys. Think about it.
GOD. It's movies like this that make me lose faith in humanity. And pinnellelopie claims that this was better than the first movie. To that I say: ha!
(Yes,
anahita_devine, you can gloat. You were right. It was not worth price of admission.)
On the bright side--The Last Airbender looks awesome. M. Night Shymalan will no doubt find a way to fuck it up, but for now it looks great. Certainly considering the movie that came right after the teaser.
I just spent $10.50 to watch a 2 hr and 30 min movie full of racism, sexism, useless violence that wasn't even entertaining after a while, was regaled with Michael Bay's view on intellectuals, college, the military, heaven (I risked a glance at lanternicity during that one and she was punching herself in the head, which should tell you something), and I was bored. Even righteous indignation couldn't fuel my interest for the entire movie.
Some items of interest:
Are her lips actually that big? Or did Michael Bay, in a fit of infinite dickitude, make them bigger? I'll admit that I don't like Megan Fox, but I certainly fucking despise Michael Bay, so she wins.
Again--WHAT. WHYYYYYY. I get fanservice. But this much T&A is ridiculous. Bad Bay. And don't get me started on the blatant racism of the lovely ghetto-fabulous twin robots who have heads that look like Yoda.
Look at it! Mock it, because I can't put in a sound clip to mock instead!
If I could find a picture somewhere of Sam's astronomy class I would put it in, because I think you should all know that all college girls are hot and slutty and have more interest in screwing their professors than learning. PSA, guys. Think about it.
GOD. It's movies like this that make me lose faith in humanity. And pinnellelopie claims that this was better than the first movie. To that I say: ha!
(Yes,
anahita_devine, you can gloat. You were right. It was not worth price of admission.)
On the bright side--The Last Airbender looks awesome. M. Night Shymalan will no doubt find a way to fuck it up, but for now it looks great. Certainly considering the movie that came right after the teaser.