OMFG. Palin, I love.
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The man sounds like a freaking extra in The Exorcist. I have respect for the ministry, but my respect does not cover people who are willing to extend their protection to a woman who has the collective moral integrity of Scar from The Lion King. Frankly, I would rather vote for Scar. Who's with me?
Also: WHAT? Palin, sweetheart, no amount of laying on of hands is going to protect you for your own incompetence. Or your -14% approval rating in Alaska (pwned, biatch).
I'm half-tempted to create an anti-Palin cult, just for the express purpose of cursing her. I'm thinking scales and boils, but am definitely open to other suggestions.
I think her ubiquitous red suit would only be improved by horns.