MERRY MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS!
tangina! I lost a wallet containing 7k which I've been saving for MONTHS. TANGINA TALAGA. Plus, my cellphone just suddenly stops turning on. It's not fucking responding to ANY charger. It just WON'T FUCKING WORK. PLUS, I'M SICK, GOD DAMN IT. I'M SICK. SO GOODBYE SATURDAY NIGHT OUT. HELLO HOME. WTF WTF WTF WTF DID I DO TO FUCKING DESERVE THIS? JEEZUS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG. TANGINA YOU PEOPLE THINK YOUR CHRISTMAS SUCKS? HELLO? TRY MINE FOR A CHANGE.
STUPID MOTHERFUCKING THIEVES. THEY SHOULD SEAL BONIFACIO HIGH STREET NEXT TIME.
ARGH TANGINA TALAGA. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD? HOW COME NOBODY IS RETURNING LOST ITEMS. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH CHRISTMAS? UGH. WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING HOLIDAY IS THIS?
THERE IS NO CHRISTMAS IF THERE IS NO MONEY.
Aww. Screw this crap.
STUPID MOTHERFUCKING THIEVES. THEY SHOULD SEAL BONIFACIO HIGH STREET NEXT TIME.
ARGH TANGINA TALAGA. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD? HOW COME NOBODY IS RETURNING LOST ITEMS. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH CHRISTMAS? UGH. WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING HOLIDAY IS THIS?
THERE IS NO CHRISTMAS IF THERE IS NO MONEY.
Aww. Screw this crap.