Yes! Toilets are fun!
Ever get curious as to what exactly it looks like under your shitter? Well, the short answer is shit. I'm talking shit encrusted waxy flanges with rusted up bubbling pipes and liquefied shit all over the place. I can just imagine how many fucking turds have flown down that toilet pipe since this house was built sometime in the last 70 years.
You know what is cool about toilets? Even if you unhook the water supply, give it a "last flush" and try to get all the water out, there will STILL be water in there waiting for you to fuck up and dump all over your brand new $1,000 dollar rug. Not fucking fun man. Never be a plumber. Electrician, painter, roofer, carpenter, hobo, musician. anything is better than toilety shit unclogging and removing and cleaning and repiping and shitty shityness!
All in all it wasn't too bad I suppose. I could have had to drink the shitty water, or reach my hand down that shitty pipe to reach some kind of mystical treasure that ends up being some fucking hot wheels toy you thought would be cool to flush down the poop palace and feed to the alligators when you where old enough to know that babies didn't come from your mom's vagina. Thats right. Storks bitch. Storks.
They will fucking rule the world.
You know what is cool about toilets? Even if you unhook the water supply, give it a "last flush" and try to get all the water out, there will STILL be water in there waiting for you to fuck up and dump all over your brand new $1,000 dollar rug. Not fucking fun man. Never be a plumber. Electrician, painter, roofer, carpenter, hobo, musician. anything is better than toilety shit unclogging and removing and cleaning and repiping and shitty shityness!
All in all it wasn't too bad I suppose. I could have had to drink the shitty water, or reach my hand down that shitty pipe to reach some kind of mystical treasure that ends up being some fucking hot wheels toy you thought would be cool to flush down the poop palace and feed to the alligators when you where old enough to know that babies didn't come from your mom's vagina. Thats right. Storks bitch. Storks.
They will fucking rule the world.