Mega Snake: A Running Commentary...
I bought this for the lulz...and because it was $1...
Man, the dvd titles are so tacky
Why are the snakes rattling when they're clearly not rattle snakes?
lol @ the accent
Wow religious subtext...
Pinky? wtf
Tattoo parlor and snake shop?
Oh hell, is this going to be like Gremlins? You feed the little snake after midnight and it gets bigger...
Who didn't know he was going to steal the little snake?
Aww doggie
Wait...they're still living with their mum?
Hahahaha clumsiness + snake = *headdesk*
Nooo, it better not eat the kitten
:O
Bitch
CG blood fail
Aww not the chickens too!
What kind of snakey snuff film is this?
Ooh, I wonder if it eats the old lady
lol the snake is going up between her legs
Man the CG snake is so bad!
Eww it bit her thumb off
Wow he got over his supposedly cheating girlfriend already
lol he plays drunk funny
Dudley Do Right haha
That kitten blood is mighty suspocious!
Ok if he wouldn't shut up about his ex girlfriend, why did the blonde bother staying the night...mind you, that is one classy ...back of a pick up truck...
This movie has reminded me why I can't stand country music
Twang twang twang *stab*
Ok Les playing with the dog has been the highlight of this movie
Drunk fight
Smacked into the juke box
Not the dog too!
Nooooo
*sad face*
The snake sees everything in red...doppler shift? lol
Snake vemon on the fried chicken =/= one of the 11 secret herbs and spices
It just eated his brother
The snake turned the tv off? energy conscious snake
His mama ain't there...did the snake eat her too?
Now they're playing the first few notes of moonlight sonata over and over
So it ate kitten bones, chicken bones and dog bones just fine, but no goat bones
The country music...it hurts
Randoms having a picnic...they're dead
Why is the father not getting into the car too?
Yes...because snakes hate America
There's douchery and then there's a really stupid arrogant, unbelievable cop
Then again, this is 'Mega Snake' so...
"This is definitely the work of a giant snake" lol
County fair... did this just turn into Swarmed?
lol giant bubble wrap plastic shed skin
Wow his house suddenly got musty in the day or so since he was there last
"He's dead?" ... "extremely!" *snerk*
And the two redneck guys have turned into MacGyver
"This damn thing's not working" .. it's a redneck fireball canon!
It squeezed his brains out lol
Jam donut anyone?
A superhero named 'Feedback'? lolwut
lol is there enough smoke in that car?
The snake isn't really there, the stoner just thinks it is
And he's stoned, he's not afraid of the snake and yet it ate him... myth fail
Bye bye blondie
He sounds like he's trying to make his voice deeper with the southern accent
hahaha she's alive inside the snake
The giant snake will pop out of one of the funhouse doors...
Who says "I'm wounded"?
"I'm no Indian warrior!" LOL
Nom nom nom Shanks
The snake eated him
Cutting the snake from the inside, I knew it was going to happen, but still, hilarious!
This is grotesque
It looks like he's being birthed from the snake
And she survived inside a snake with no oxygen for how long?
Pointless happy families at the end...
Good for the lulz, baaaaaadddddd film.
And I didn't make one naughty 'mega snake' joke. I must be mature or something...
Man, the dvd titles are so tacky
Why are the snakes rattling when they're clearly not rattle snakes?
lol @ the accent
Wow religious subtext...
Pinky? wtf
Tattoo parlor and snake shop?
Oh hell, is this going to be like Gremlins? You feed the little snake after midnight and it gets bigger...
Who didn't know he was going to steal the little snake?
Aww doggie
Wait...they're still living with their mum?
Hahahaha clumsiness + snake = *headdesk*
Nooo, it better not eat the kitten
:O
Bitch
CG blood fail
Aww not the chickens too!
What kind of snakey snuff film is this?
Ooh, I wonder if it eats the old lady
lol the snake is going up between her legs
Man the CG snake is so bad!
Eww it bit her thumb off
Wow he got over his supposedly cheating girlfriend already
lol he plays drunk funny
Dudley Do Right haha
That kitten blood is mighty suspocious!
Ok if he wouldn't shut up about his ex girlfriend, why did the blonde bother staying the night...mind you, that is one classy ...back of a pick up truck...
This movie has reminded me why I can't stand country music
Twang twang twang *stab*
Ok Les playing with the dog has been the highlight of this movie
Drunk fight
Smacked into the juke box
Not the dog too!
Nooooo
*sad face*
The snake sees everything in red...doppler shift? lol
Snake vemon on the fried chicken =/= one of the 11 secret herbs and spices
It just eated his brother
The snake turned the tv off? energy conscious snake
His mama ain't there...did the snake eat her too?
Now they're playing the first few notes of moonlight sonata over and over
So it ate kitten bones, chicken bones and dog bones just fine, but no goat bones
The country music...it hurts
Randoms having a picnic...they're dead
Why is the father not getting into the car too?
Yes...because snakes hate America
There's douchery and then there's a really stupid arrogant, unbelievable cop
Then again, this is 'Mega Snake' so...
"This is definitely the work of a giant snake" lol
County fair... did this just turn into Swarmed?
lol giant bubble wrap plastic shed skin
Wow his house suddenly got musty in the day or so since he was there last
"He's dead?" ... "extremely!" *snerk*
And the two redneck guys have turned into MacGyver
"This damn thing's not working" .. it's a redneck fireball canon!
It squeezed his brains out lol
Jam donut anyone?
A superhero named 'Feedback'? lolwut
lol is there enough smoke in that car?
The snake isn't really there, the stoner just thinks it is
And he's stoned, he's not afraid of the snake and yet it ate him... myth fail
Bye bye blondie
He sounds like he's trying to make his voice deeper with the southern accent
hahaha she's alive inside the snake
The giant snake will pop out of one of the funhouse doors...
Who says "I'm wounded"?
"I'm no Indian warrior!" LOL
Nom nom nom Shanks
The snake eated him
Cutting the snake from the inside, I knew it was going to happen, but still, hilarious!
This is grotesque
It looks like he's being birthed from the snake
And she survived inside a snake with no oxygen for how long?
Pointless happy families at the end...
Good for the lulz, baaaaaadddddd film.
And I didn't make one naughty 'mega snake' joke. I must be mature or something...