HOT TUB, BITCHES!
I have to admit... I didn't think my home could be any cooler after the room of general debachery (however the hell you spell it), but oh no, my mom went and got a fucking HOTTUB (is it one or two words? Anyone?). It's got room for like, 7 people (or 3 and a half Clarks), and a radio built in, and oh man, awesome. The only thing that is slightly discouraging is that it's outside right below my parents room, sooo... still can't have hardcore porn-esque activities unless they're gone.