I could've made an easy -yet naked- $420 today.
And no, it is not of any sort of drug reference, either. It was simply the amount of money Nick was willing to put forth.
There were some wet (and by wet, I mean having just came from the pool... AND MY MOUTH, BITCHES!!!) girls enjoying their refreshing and delicious soft-serve treats in thier parked car, and Nick was willing to put down $420 for anybody willing to run out and dance around in front of them (and all Shelbyville Road passerbys) in the full nude (masks were acceptable, as to lower the identification and arrest risk). I was SO considering doing it, but A. I'm not exactly your average Joe, so a mask would've been pretty useless and if identification were necessary, bada-BAM, I would've been caught, and B. Not looking to be fired anytime soon.
But I SOOOO almost did.
So yeah, I went to Nashville yesterday for a Bulls game, in which I didn't even play in because our offense was doing AWFUL (and I missed a couple of practices because of vacation). We won, but only 6-0... DAMN pathetic if you ask... anyone.
The girls in Nashville were not bad. I think there was an added hotness to the fact that the girls in Applebees weren't wearing any panties (at least, if they were, they must've had invisiline or something, because thier pants were TIGHT). But then, they all probably had major STDs, and really, who needs that?
And yes, I changed my horny icon... I think it's a bit lame, but the winking just does it for me.
There were some wet (and by wet, I mean having just came from the pool... AND MY MOUTH, BITCHES!!!) girls enjoying their refreshing and delicious soft-serve treats in thier parked car, and Nick was willing to put down $420 for anybody willing to run out and dance around in front of them (and all Shelbyville Road passerbys) in the full nude (masks were acceptable, as to lower the identification and arrest risk). I was SO considering doing it, but A. I'm not exactly your average Joe, so a mask would've been pretty useless and if identification were necessary, bada-BAM, I would've been caught, and B. Not looking to be fired anytime soon.
But I SOOOO almost did.
So yeah, I went to Nashville yesterday for a Bulls game, in which I didn't even play in because our offense was doing AWFUL (and I missed a couple of practices because of vacation). We won, but only 6-0... DAMN pathetic if you ask... anyone.
The girls in Nashville were not bad. I think there was an added hotness to the fact that the girls in Applebees weren't wearing any panties (at least, if they were, they must've had invisiline or something, because thier pants were TIGHT). But then, they all probably had major STDs, and really, who needs that?
And yes, I changed my horny icon... I think it's a bit lame, but the winking just does it for me.