Meeting The Aliens
Author: Magnae Rimsy
Pairing(s): KangTeuk, KiEunHae, SiHanChul, QMi, HenWook, ninja!YeMin
Rating: NC-17 (language, smut-ishness, Heechul)
Warning: It's a little scandalous.
For:
star_strawberry
Fic Archive
.::.
Leeteuk and Kangin had called a ‘family meeting’, one Saturday morning to discuss new living arrangements. With the return of Super Junior-M, bedrooms were becoming cramped and moving space sparse. “We’re buying a house.” Leeteuk announces happily passing out pictures of their new home, “…Why aren’t you smiling?” He asks sitting himself on Kangin’s lap, “I thought you’d all be happy.”
“Hyung, you realize this means that we have to move all our stuff for the second time this year. You know how tiring that is?” Kyuhyun yawns with the mere thought of running in and out of the apartment building with boxes and bags and god only knows what else.
“I’m only moving if I get a queen size bed and get to share with the Bible hugger and Beijing Fried Rice.”
“At your own expense, do whatever you want.” Kangin mutters pulling Leeteuk out of the kitchen.
“We’re moving in two days, be ready!” Leeteuk clings to the door way to relay this last bit of information before disappearing into the corridor with Kangin.
“Wait hyung! Does this mean Henli and I can share a room?” Ryeowook asks a slightly forlorn look on his face. Henry just pats Ryeowook on the back, and pulls him into a hug, “It’ll all work out, Wookie.”
Donghae glances around the kitchen at the rest of the members, “Heechul-sshi how will Siwon and Han Geng fit their beds in your room?”
“Do you live in a fucking box?” Heechul snorts, “Someone get his boy laid!” He mutters under his breath, before grabbing Han Geng and Siwon, pulling them to their shared room. “Let’s play dress up.”
.::.
1 day later
Donghae being Donghae was completely unprepared to move the next day, and had to beg Henry to stay up with him all night to help him pack.
“Hyung, it’s late why can’t you finish tomorrow?” Henry asks sitting amongst piles of clothes.
“Henli-ah, you know Leeteuk will…” Donghae pauses mid-sentence pressing his ear to his bedroom wall, “Did you hear that?”
“What?” Henry asks, he really has gone off the deep end, now he’s hearing things…
“It’s the aliens!” Donghae bounces on the balls of his feet, “They’re talking to Hyukie and Bummie!”
Henry finally hears the bang of a head board against the wall, and a loud moan. “Oh yeah, now I hear them.” He mentions dryly covering his ears.
“Let’s go talk to them!” Donghae darts towards the door.
“No!” Donghae comes to halt giving Henry a look of confusion, “… I mean don’t you have to finish packing?” Henry asks lamely. Fortunately for Henry, Donghae sighs giving one last fleeting look in the direction of Kibum and Eunhyuk’s room.
“I guess I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to talk to the aliens.” He finally says sadly, beginning to fold his clothing.
The young violinist breathes a sigh of relief, tomorrow it won’t be my problem when you’re scarred for life.
.::.
Moving Day
The next morning, Heechul does everything in his power to not help load the vans. “Sungmin-ah, be a doll and put this in the van will you?” He asks in a dangerously sweet voice, before shoving the box in Sungmin’s hands and shoving him out the door, “Hurry back, there’s so much more!”
.::.
“I’m going to kill him, seriously.” The young martial artist leans against the wall of the elevator glancing at Yesung who gives him a sympathetic look.
Shindong sits in the corner of the elevator looking like he’s about to cry, “What’s wrong with you?” Sungmin asks shifting the box from one arm to the other.
“Heechul won’t let me eat until I bring all his stuff downstairs! He keeps dangling a rice cake in front of my face, but won’t let me even have a little taste!”
Yesung hides his face behind Ddangkkoma’s cage, trying his best not to laugh.
“I have a sandwich in the van you can have.” Sungmin says lightly.
With Shindong well fed and happy, and Sungmin avoiding Heechul like a plague, the flower-boy ends up having to drag most of his luggage down stairs.
“Hannie~! Won-won~!” Heechul whines making it of the front doors of the apartment building, “I feel so weak!” He manages weakly, before dramatically collapsing against Siwon, making Han Geng carry the luggage the rest of the way to the van.
.::.
Donghae had tracked down Eunhyuk and pushed him against the van, grinning like a idiot. “You talked to them didn’t you?”
“What are you talking about Hae?” Eunhyuk asks a concerned look on his face, he wiggles out of Donghae’s grip, brushing off his clothes.
“Don’t play dumb, the aliens! You talked to them! I told you they were real…” Donghae claps his hands happily spinning in a quick circle.
“Seriously, Hae, what did you eat this morning?”
“Nothing, I was to excited! I know you and Bummie talked to them, I heard you two last night, so don’t even try to deny it. Did they swear you to secrecy or something? I mean I understand but do you think they would mind if I just stopped in to say hi?”
A look of realization crosses Eunhyuk’s face, before he breaks into a smile, “You’re kidding aren’t you? You’re funny Hae, but you can stop joking around, if you want to join I’m sure Kibum would be more than willing…”
“More than willing to what?” Kibum asks slipping up behind Eunhyuk, pressing a kiss to his cheek.
“Have Donghae join us for a roll in the hay tonight.”
Donghae stares blankly at the two, “Are you two going to a farm tonight?”
“Oh my god, Donghae you can stop kidding around now…” Eunhyuk is cut off by Kibum shaking his head vehemently before whispering in his ear, “He honestly doesn’t know what you’re talking about. He thinks that he can hear aliens, but it’s actually you know…” Kibum nips at Eunhyuk’s ear.
“Oh…” Eunhyuk stops smiling narrowing his eyes at Donghae, “Aliens?”
Donghae nods grinning widely, “I have to go help Henli bring down the rest of the stuff, but ask them if I can come say hi. Tell them I’m a big fan!” Donghae adds before running off to find Henry.
“How the hell can he be so fucking clueless?” Eunhyuk asks turning to face Kibum, wrapping his arms around his waist, he rests his head on the young actor’s shoulder.
“I don’t know… but this alien would like to meet Donghae.” Kibum gives Eunhyuk a suggestive look, before pressing his lips to the others.
.::.
After a long day of packing, unpacking, and arranging the house to look ‘just right’, Leeteuk had finally let the rest of the members go to bed. Staying up until 3:00 in the morning, he finally allows himself to slip under the covers with Kangin, resting his head on his lover’s broad chest. “I still don’t know if I like Henli and Wookie sharing a room, what if Ryeowook gets pregnant?”
“Teuk, men can’t get pregnant, worst thing that can happen is they break up and we have to deal with Ryeowook’s hysterics and attempts at suicide.”
“Kangin that’s a terrible thing to say!”
Kangin just sighs, running a hand through his hyung’s hair, “Don’t worry about it, all right? Just rest, tomorrow you can separate them if you want.”
“Hm…” Leeteuk snuggles closer to his dongsaeng, wrapping an arm around his waist, before drifting off to sleep.
.::.
“This sucks, I can’t sleep on the floor, you know I get back aches.” Kyuhyun whines, practically laying on top of Zhoumi.
“Kyu it’s only for a few days until our bed arrives, I think you’re survive. Plus I find it kind of romantic, it’s like staying in a cabin.”
“Except without the sound of the sea, instead we’re stuck with listening to a bunch of horny bastards in the next room.” Kyuhyun kicks the wall beside them, “SHUT UP!”
“I bet we can be louder then them…” Zhoumi grins widely wiggling his eye brows before pulling Kyuhyun down for a searing kiss, slipping the magnae’s pajama top off.
.::.
“How are we going to convince him that he can’t hear aliens and that he should let us fuck him senseless?” Kibum asks, leaning against a pillow propped up against the wall.
“I have a plan…” Eunhyuk murmurs before pulling Kibum into a long sultry kiss. He had texted Donghae moments before, telling him that the ‘aliens’ were very excited to meet him.
Kibum quickly tries to take a dominant act in their make out session, but Eunhyuk has other plans, and presses his body against Kibum’s, keeping him in his place.
Kibum lets his eyes flutter shut, as Eunhyuk runs his tongue down his neck, nipping and sucking here, then there, then, oh… Kibum’s eyes shoot open as he feels Eunhyuk slip his hands under his pajama bottoms. “You realize there’s a good chance that… Oh my god, don’t stop… That-- That Donghae might freak out and Leeteuk will kill us tomorrow?” Kibum pants, trying to think rationally, which is very difficult when Eunhyuk is twisting his hand like that, and whispering such atrocities in his ear.
“Eunhyuk! Kibum! I…” Donghae bursts into their room, he drops his blanket and plush fish pillow. “I…”
Eunhyuk stops his ministration and sits back on his heels.
Donghae just stands still, mouth slightly agape, while Kibum tries to level out his breathing. Before anyone can say anything, Eunhyuk slips the actor’s pajama pants off, and covers Kibum with his mouth. The youngest of the two moans loudly, grasping at the sheet, then Eunhyuk’s hair, begging him for more.
The dancing king feels a small hand on his back, opening his eyes, he sees Donghae, leaning across his body, lips crushed against Kibum’s.
Donghae pulls back quickly, “I don’t know why… I--” Eunhyuk pulls Donghae to lay on top of him, while Kibum quickly rids himself of the rest of his pajamas. “Don’t think, just do.” He murmurs before pressing his lips to Donghae’s.
.::.
“OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY?!” Leeteuk stands in the doorway of Kibum and Eunhyuk’s bedroom, Donghae’s naked body draped over Kibum. Eunhyuk’s bare leg swung over Donghae’s waist, a strip of used condom wrappers next to the pile of pajamas.
While Leeteuk bursts into tears, Zhoumi and Kyuhyun burst into a fit of laughter, barely able to stand correctly. Heechul drags Siwon and Han Geng back off to their bedroom, muttering something about ‘not being out done’, and Henry covers Ryeowook’s eyes, pushing him down the corridor, “That is something you do not need to see.” He murmurs, feeling the urge to throw up himself.
.::.
Heechul sits himself across from Donghae at lunch, giving him his best smirk, “Who’s the alien now?”
Pairing(s): KangTeuk, KiEunHae, SiHanChul, QMi, HenWook, ninja!YeMin
Rating: NC-17 (language, smut-ishness, Heechul)
Warning: It's a little scandalous.
For:
star_strawberry
Fic Archive
.::.
Leeteuk and Kangin had called a ‘family meeting’, one Saturday morning to discuss new living arrangements. With the return of Super Junior-M, bedrooms were becoming cramped and moving space sparse. “We’re buying a house.” Leeteuk announces happily passing out pictures of their new home, “…Why aren’t you smiling?” He asks sitting himself on Kangin’s lap, “I thought you’d all be happy.”
“Hyung, you realize this means that we have to move all our stuff for the second time this year. You know how tiring that is?” Kyuhyun yawns with the mere thought of running in and out of the apartment building with boxes and bags and god only knows what else.
“I’m only moving if I get a queen size bed and get to share with the Bible hugger and Beijing Fried Rice.”
“At your own expense, do whatever you want.” Kangin mutters pulling Leeteuk out of the kitchen.
“We’re moving in two days, be ready!” Leeteuk clings to the door way to relay this last bit of information before disappearing into the corridor with Kangin.
“Wait hyung! Does this mean Henli and I can share a room?” Ryeowook asks a slightly forlorn look on his face. Henry just pats Ryeowook on the back, and pulls him into a hug, “It’ll all work out, Wookie.”
Donghae glances around the kitchen at the rest of the members, “Heechul-sshi how will Siwon and Han Geng fit their beds in your room?”
“Do you live in a fucking box?” Heechul snorts, “Someone get his boy laid!” He mutters under his breath, before grabbing Han Geng and Siwon, pulling them to their shared room. “Let’s play dress up.”
.::.
1 day later
Donghae being Donghae was completely unprepared to move the next day, and had to beg Henry to stay up with him all night to help him pack.
“Hyung, it’s late why can’t you finish tomorrow?” Henry asks sitting amongst piles of clothes.
“Henli-ah, you know Leeteuk will…” Donghae pauses mid-sentence pressing his ear to his bedroom wall, “Did you hear that?”
“What?” Henry asks, he really has gone off the deep end, now he’s hearing things…
“It’s the aliens!” Donghae bounces on the balls of his feet, “They’re talking to Hyukie and Bummie!”
Henry finally hears the bang of a head board against the wall, and a loud moan. “Oh yeah, now I hear them.” He mentions dryly covering his ears.
“Let’s go talk to them!” Donghae darts towards the door.
“No!” Donghae comes to halt giving Henry a look of confusion, “… I mean don’t you have to finish packing?” Henry asks lamely. Fortunately for Henry, Donghae sighs giving one last fleeting look in the direction of Kibum and Eunhyuk’s room.
“I guess I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to talk to the aliens.” He finally says sadly, beginning to fold his clothing.
The young violinist breathes a sigh of relief, tomorrow it won’t be my problem when you’re scarred for life.
.::.
Moving Day
The next morning, Heechul does everything in his power to not help load the vans. “Sungmin-ah, be a doll and put this in the van will you?” He asks in a dangerously sweet voice, before shoving the box in Sungmin’s hands and shoving him out the door, “Hurry back, there’s so much more!”
.::.
“I’m going to kill him, seriously.” The young martial artist leans against the wall of the elevator glancing at Yesung who gives him a sympathetic look.
Shindong sits in the corner of the elevator looking like he’s about to cry, “What’s wrong with you?” Sungmin asks shifting the box from one arm to the other.
“Heechul won’t let me eat until I bring all his stuff downstairs! He keeps dangling a rice cake in front of my face, but won’t let me even have a little taste!”
Yesung hides his face behind Ddangkkoma’s cage, trying his best not to laugh.
“I have a sandwich in the van you can have.” Sungmin says lightly.
With Shindong well fed and happy, and Sungmin avoiding Heechul like a plague, the flower-boy ends up having to drag most of his luggage down stairs.
“Hannie~! Won-won~!” Heechul whines making it of the front doors of the apartment building, “I feel so weak!” He manages weakly, before dramatically collapsing against Siwon, making Han Geng carry the luggage the rest of the way to the van.
.::.
Donghae had tracked down Eunhyuk and pushed him against the van, grinning like a idiot. “You talked to them didn’t you?”
“What are you talking about Hae?” Eunhyuk asks a concerned look on his face, he wiggles out of Donghae’s grip, brushing off his clothes.
“Don’t play dumb, the aliens! You talked to them! I told you they were real…” Donghae claps his hands happily spinning in a quick circle.
“Seriously, Hae, what did you eat this morning?”
“Nothing, I was to excited! I know you and Bummie talked to them, I heard you two last night, so don’t even try to deny it. Did they swear you to secrecy or something? I mean I understand but do you think they would mind if I just stopped in to say hi?”
A look of realization crosses Eunhyuk’s face, before he breaks into a smile, “You’re kidding aren’t you? You’re funny Hae, but you can stop joking around, if you want to join I’m sure Kibum would be more than willing…”
“More than willing to what?” Kibum asks slipping up behind Eunhyuk, pressing a kiss to his cheek.
“Have Donghae join us for a roll in the hay tonight.”
Donghae stares blankly at the two, “Are you two going to a farm tonight?”
“Oh my god, Donghae you can stop kidding around now…” Eunhyuk is cut off by Kibum shaking his head vehemently before whispering in his ear, “He honestly doesn’t know what you’re talking about. He thinks that he can hear aliens, but it’s actually you know…” Kibum nips at Eunhyuk’s ear.
“Oh…” Eunhyuk stops smiling narrowing his eyes at Donghae, “Aliens?”
Donghae nods grinning widely, “I have to go help Henli bring down the rest of the stuff, but ask them if I can come say hi. Tell them I’m a big fan!” Donghae adds before running off to find Henry.
“How the hell can he be so fucking clueless?” Eunhyuk asks turning to face Kibum, wrapping his arms around his waist, he rests his head on the young actor’s shoulder.
“I don’t know… but this alien would like to meet Donghae.” Kibum gives Eunhyuk a suggestive look, before pressing his lips to the others.
.::.
After a long day of packing, unpacking, and arranging the house to look ‘just right’, Leeteuk had finally let the rest of the members go to bed. Staying up until 3:00 in the morning, he finally allows himself to slip under the covers with Kangin, resting his head on his lover’s broad chest. “I still don’t know if I like Henli and Wookie sharing a room, what if Ryeowook gets pregnant?”
“Teuk, men can’t get pregnant, worst thing that can happen is they break up and we have to deal with Ryeowook’s hysterics and attempts at suicide.”
“Kangin that’s a terrible thing to say!”
Kangin just sighs, running a hand through his hyung’s hair, “Don’t worry about it, all right? Just rest, tomorrow you can separate them if you want.”
“Hm…” Leeteuk snuggles closer to his dongsaeng, wrapping an arm around his waist, before drifting off to sleep.
.::.
“This sucks, I can’t sleep on the floor, you know I get back aches.” Kyuhyun whines, practically laying on top of Zhoumi.
“Kyu it’s only for a few days until our bed arrives, I think you’re survive. Plus I find it kind of romantic, it’s like staying in a cabin.”
“Except without the sound of the sea, instead we’re stuck with listening to a bunch of horny bastards in the next room.” Kyuhyun kicks the wall beside them, “SHUT UP!”
“I bet we can be louder then them…” Zhoumi grins widely wiggling his eye brows before pulling Kyuhyun down for a searing kiss, slipping the magnae’s pajama top off.
.::.
“How are we going to convince him that he can’t hear aliens and that he should let us fuck him senseless?” Kibum asks, leaning against a pillow propped up against the wall.
“I have a plan…” Eunhyuk murmurs before pulling Kibum into a long sultry kiss. He had texted Donghae moments before, telling him that the ‘aliens’ were very excited to meet him.
Kibum quickly tries to take a dominant act in their make out session, but Eunhyuk has other plans, and presses his body against Kibum’s, keeping him in his place.
Kibum lets his eyes flutter shut, as Eunhyuk runs his tongue down his neck, nipping and sucking here, then there, then, oh… Kibum’s eyes shoot open as he feels Eunhyuk slip his hands under his pajama bottoms. “You realize there’s a good chance that… Oh my god, don’t stop… That-- That Donghae might freak out and Leeteuk will kill us tomorrow?” Kibum pants, trying to think rationally, which is very difficult when Eunhyuk is twisting his hand like that, and whispering such atrocities in his ear.
“Eunhyuk! Kibum! I…” Donghae bursts into their room, he drops his blanket and plush fish pillow. “I…”
Eunhyuk stops his ministration and sits back on his heels.
Donghae just stands still, mouth slightly agape, while Kibum tries to level out his breathing. Before anyone can say anything, Eunhyuk slips the actor’s pajama pants off, and covers Kibum with his mouth. The youngest of the two moans loudly, grasping at the sheet, then Eunhyuk’s hair, begging him for more.
The dancing king feels a small hand on his back, opening his eyes, he sees Donghae, leaning across his body, lips crushed against Kibum’s.
Donghae pulls back quickly, “I don’t know why… I--” Eunhyuk pulls Donghae to lay on top of him, while Kibum quickly rids himself of the rest of his pajamas. “Don’t think, just do.” He murmurs before pressing his lips to Donghae’s.
.::.
“OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY?!” Leeteuk stands in the doorway of Kibum and Eunhyuk’s bedroom, Donghae’s naked body draped over Kibum. Eunhyuk’s bare leg swung over Donghae’s waist, a strip of used condom wrappers next to the pile of pajamas.
While Leeteuk bursts into tears, Zhoumi and Kyuhyun burst into a fit of laughter, barely able to stand correctly. Heechul drags Siwon and Han Geng back off to their bedroom, muttering something about ‘not being out done’, and Henry covers Ryeowook’s eyes, pushing him down the corridor, “That is something you do not need to see.” He murmurs, feeling the urge to throw up himself.
.::.
Heechul sits himself across from Donghae at lunch, giving him his best smirk, “Who’s the alien now?”