Condoms and Party Hats
Author: Magnae Rimsy
Pairing(s): SiHanChul, KangTeuk, QMi, HenWook
Rating: Pg-16 (language, sexual inneundoes)
Warning: Mentions of condoms (it's pretty safe all around)
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Leeteuk rushes through the throngs of fans and bystanders grabbing the first Super Junior-M member he can get his hands on. “It’s so good to have you home,” He glances down to see who he had captured in his arms, “Henli~!” He briefly loosens his grip on the young boy to have a good look at him, “To skinny.” He murmurs before cradling Henry’s head against his chest. Henry has to bend at the waist in order for him to do so, since he had grown to be a few inches taller than the Super Umma.
Heechul had latched himself onto Siwon and Han Geng talking a mile-a-minute, barely taking a breath. “And then you won’t believe what that little shit Sungmin did, he…” Han Geng brushes a finger lightly against the side of Heechul’s face, “It’s good to see you too.” He murmurs lightly placing a kiss on his forehead, he de-Heechul’s himself and goes to say hello to the rest of the members. Siwon isn’t so lucky, and is stuck listening to Heechul bitch, because no one else will listen to him.
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Zhoumi and Kyuhyun had almost gotten to the van before Leeteuk pops up next to them. “While you live under my roof, you two will restrain all your little urges, understand?”
“There’s like 200 people living in our apartment building, hyung. I wouldn’t say it’s ‘your roof’.”
“Don’t get smart with me, Kyuhyun-ah. Kangin and I had a long talk, Zhoumi will share a room with Donghae, and Kyuhyun you’ll sleep with Shindong.”
“That’s not fair! You’re letting Siwon, Han Geng, and Heechul share a room and not us?” Kyuhyun whines slipping an arm around Zhoumi’s waist, “MiMi, tell him how unfair he’s being!”
“Heechul threatened that he‘d jump out of his bedroom window if I didn‘t let them share a room. Plus Han Geng and Siwon are very responsible adults.”
Kyuhyun snorts, rolling his eyes.
Leeteuk sighs and pulls Kangin to walk with them, “Kangin help me explain to these two why they can’t share a room.”
“Because Teuk and I say so.” Kangin says intertwining his fingers with the leader’s, giving him a very small smile, before glaring at Kyuhyun. “I hear you trying to sneak out of your bedroom at night, I’ll break your legs.”
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Ryeowook and Henry where unpacking when Leeteuk slipped into their bedroom, “I missed you two so much!” He rushes to pull them both in a hug, before quickly letting them go, looking at Ryeowook’s bed, a slightly horrified look on his face.
“Hyung, what’s wro--”
“KIM RYEOWOOK WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?” Leeteuk grabs the strip of condoms off of the Eternal Magnae’s bed, swinging it in front of his face.
“Henli, I told you to hide those!” Ryeowook snaps, before giving Leeteuk the most innocence smile he can conjure up. “I--” He hadn’t meant for his voice to crack, or for Henry to burst into a fit of hysterical laughter. “Not helping Henli…”
Leeteuk grabs both of them dragging them into the hallway, and into his bedroom. “Kangin!”
Kangin glances at his lover and the two members looking very sheepish behind him, “Hm?”
“These two-- These two!” Leeteuk jabs a finger at the two, “They’re…” He lowers his voice to a whisper, “Having sex!”
Kangin grins widely, “Ryeowook grew a pair while he was gone, good for him!”
After a good twenty minutes of Leeteuk lecturing them, they were finally allowed to leave. The eldest had demanded that Henry sleep on the couch for the night, until he could find other sleeping arrangements. After the their bedroom door closes, Kangin pulls Leeteuk into his arms, “So we’re not going to let those condoms go to waste are we?”
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After Heechul had properly welcomed Han Geng and Siwon home, the three of them lay in bed, a blanket cover their lowers halves.
“I sort of missed you two.” Heechul murmurs running his fingers over the contours of Siwon’s chest, his head resting on Han Geng’s chest.
“Sort of?” Han Geng snorts, “Siwon’s not going to be able to walk properly for weeks.”
Siwon just sighs, “I’ll get you back next time, Chullie.” He murmurs pressing a kiss to Heechul’s forehead.
“I’d like to see you try!” Heechul mutters before letting his eyes flutter shut.
Siwon leans over Heechul and presses his lips to Han Geng’s, “Wo ai ni, Hannie.” Before drifting off to sleep he hears Han Geng whisper, “Wo ye ai ni, Siwon.”
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Kyuhyun was plotting a way into sneaking into Zhoumi’s bedroom without Kangin finding out, when he notices a shadow looking a lot like Zhoumi standing the dark doorway. “MiMi?”
“Ssh.” Zhoumi quickly dashes across the room and slips under the covers, “Shindong won’t wake up will he?”
“He’s like a fucking rock.” Kyuhyun mutters pressing a kiss to Zhoumi’s shoulder.
At 6:00 o’clock sharp, Zhoumi tries to make it back to his bedroom without being caught. Meeting Siwon in the hall, he presses a finger to his lips, giving Siwon a desperate look, Siwon just shrugs, “I didn’t see anything.” He murmurs. Zhoumi nods smiling, slipping into his and Donghae’s room and closes the door.
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Heechul stomps into the kitchen wearing only Han Geng’s t-shirt and a pair of bright pink boxers, fuming. “Who the hell stole my last condom? I'm not angry, I'm just going to throw you off the balcony.”
Ryeowook quickly pretends to sip at his coffee, kicking Henry under the table. Henry gives him a quick glance, shaking his head shrugging.
“Look I made a hat!” Donghae announces bouncing into the kitchen, still in his pajamas, a condom clinging to his head.
Leeteuk drops his coffee mug, glass and coffee spraying across the floor, Han Geng quickly runs to get the broom and a towel, while Siwon tries to keep Heechul from strangling Donghae.
“Why… why are you wearing that as a hat?” Henry asks tentatively.
“Like you don't know Henli! Kyuhyun and Zhoumi told me that in Canada they use these as party hats. Since we’re celebrating the reunion of Super Junior today, I thought it was pretty fitting.” And with that Donghae proudly parades out of the kitchen to wake the rest of the members and show off his new fashion accessory.
Pairing(s): SiHanChul, KangTeuk, QMi, HenWook
Rating: Pg-16 (language, sexual inneundoes)
Warning: Mentions of condoms (it's pretty safe all around)
Fic Archive
.::.
Leeteuk rushes through the throngs of fans and bystanders grabbing the first Super Junior-M member he can get his hands on. “It’s so good to have you home,” He glances down to see who he had captured in his arms, “Henli~!” He briefly loosens his grip on the young boy to have a good look at him, “To skinny.” He murmurs before cradling Henry’s head against his chest. Henry has to bend at the waist in order for him to do so, since he had grown to be a few inches taller than the Super Umma.
Heechul had latched himself onto Siwon and Han Geng talking a mile-a-minute, barely taking a breath. “And then you won’t believe what that little shit Sungmin did, he…” Han Geng brushes a finger lightly against the side of Heechul’s face, “It’s good to see you too.” He murmurs lightly placing a kiss on his forehead, he de-Heechul’s himself and goes to say hello to the rest of the members. Siwon isn’t so lucky, and is stuck listening to Heechul bitch, because no one else will listen to him.
.::.
Zhoumi and Kyuhyun had almost gotten to the van before Leeteuk pops up next to them. “While you live under my roof, you two will restrain all your little urges, understand?”
“There’s like 200 people living in our apartment building, hyung. I wouldn’t say it’s ‘your roof’.”
“Don’t get smart with me, Kyuhyun-ah. Kangin and I had a long talk, Zhoumi will share a room with Donghae, and Kyuhyun you’ll sleep with Shindong.”
“That’s not fair! You’re letting Siwon, Han Geng, and Heechul share a room and not us?” Kyuhyun whines slipping an arm around Zhoumi’s waist, “MiMi, tell him how unfair he’s being!”
“Heechul threatened that he‘d jump out of his bedroom window if I didn‘t let them share a room. Plus Han Geng and Siwon are very responsible adults.”
Kyuhyun snorts, rolling his eyes.
Leeteuk sighs and pulls Kangin to walk with them, “Kangin help me explain to these two why they can’t share a room.”
“Because Teuk and I say so.” Kangin says intertwining his fingers with the leader’s, giving him a very small smile, before glaring at Kyuhyun. “I hear you trying to sneak out of your bedroom at night, I’ll break your legs.”
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Ryeowook and Henry where unpacking when Leeteuk slipped into their bedroom, “I missed you two so much!” He rushes to pull them both in a hug, before quickly letting them go, looking at Ryeowook’s bed, a slightly horrified look on his face.
“Hyung, what’s wro--”
“KIM RYEOWOOK WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?” Leeteuk grabs the strip of condoms off of the Eternal Magnae’s bed, swinging it in front of his face.
“Henli, I told you to hide those!” Ryeowook snaps, before giving Leeteuk the most innocence smile he can conjure up. “I--” He hadn’t meant for his voice to crack, or for Henry to burst into a fit of hysterical laughter. “Not helping Henli…”
Leeteuk grabs both of them dragging them into the hallway, and into his bedroom. “Kangin!”
Kangin glances at his lover and the two members looking very sheepish behind him, “Hm?”
“These two-- These two!” Leeteuk jabs a finger at the two, “They’re…” He lowers his voice to a whisper, “Having sex!”
Kangin grins widely, “Ryeowook grew a pair while he was gone, good for him!”
After a good twenty minutes of Leeteuk lecturing them, they were finally allowed to leave. The eldest had demanded that Henry sleep on the couch for the night, until he could find other sleeping arrangements. After the their bedroom door closes, Kangin pulls Leeteuk into his arms, “So we’re not going to let those condoms go to waste are we?”
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After Heechul had properly welcomed Han Geng and Siwon home, the three of them lay in bed, a blanket cover their lowers halves.
“I sort of missed you two.” Heechul murmurs running his fingers over the contours of Siwon’s chest, his head resting on Han Geng’s chest.
“Sort of?” Han Geng snorts, “Siwon’s not going to be able to walk properly for weeks.”
Siwon just sighs, “I’ll get you back next time, Chullie.” He murmurs pressing a kiss to Heechul’s forehead.
“I’d like to see you try!” Heechul mutters before letting his eyes flutter shut.
Siwon leans over Heechul and presses his lips to Han Geng’s, “Wo ai ni, Hannie.” Before drifting off to sleep he hears Han Geng whisper, “Wo ye ai ni, Siwon.”
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Kyuhyun was plotting a way into sneaking into Zhoumi’s bedroom without Kangin finding out, when he notices a shadow looking a lot like Zhoumi standing the dark doorway. “MiMi?”
“Ssh.” Zhoumi quickly dashes across the room and slips under the covers, “Shindong won’t wake up will he?”
“He’s like a fucking rock.” Kyuhyun mutters pressing a kiss to Zhoumi’s shoulder.
At 6:00 o’clock sharp, Zhoumi tries to make it back to his bedroom without being caught. Meeting Siwon in the hall, he presses a finger to his lips, giving Siwon a desperate look, Siwon just shrugs, “I didn’t see anything.” He murmurs. Zhoumi nods smiling, slipping into his and Donghae’s room and closes the door.
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Heechul stomps into the kitchen wearing only Han Geng’s t-shirt and a pair of bright pink boxers, fuming. “Who the hell stole my last condom? I'm not angry, I'm just going to throw you off the balcony.”
Ryeowook quickly pretends to sip at his coffee, kicking Henry under the table. Henry gives him a quick glance, shaking his head shrugging.
“Look I made a hat!” Donghae announces bouncing into the kitchen, still in his pajamas, a condom clinging to his head.
Leeteuk drops his coffee mug, glass and coffee spraying across the floor, Han Geng quickly runs to get the broom and a towel, while Siwon tries to keep Heechul from strangling Donghae.
“Why… why are you wearing that as a hat?” Henry asks tentatively.
“Like you don't know Henli! Kyuhyun and Zhoumi told me that in Canada they use these as party hats. Since we’re celebrating the reunion of Super Junior today, I thought it was pretty fitting.” And with that Donghae proudly parades out of the kitchen to wake the rest of the members and show off his new fashion accessory.