Get Heavy.

Mar 23, 2009 12:52

The metal version, not the serious version. Jeez.

I'm bored already. It only takes a date or two. Then he doesn't make me laugh enough, or have any thing intellectual to say.. And it's ruined. I can't handle it. One day I run screaming from their apartments, bored out of my mind, tearing out my hair, gnashing my teeth. "Fffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! YOU'RE JUST SO ORDINARY! UGH"

I swear.. It doesn't matter how good the sex is, how attractive they are (WELL, attractive helps because it's entertaining in itself.), how much money they have (That's also a nice bonus. I like free food. :P), how kind and attentive (That's annoying sometimes actually, I kind of like my space.) I need more. I'm like a blood/energy/life sucking..... Well.. Woman.. I guess.

WHAT I'm saying is, if you have no bizarre hobbies/past times/spicy attitude, I'm probably not going to like you for long.

I mean, I AM an Aquarius. We have this affinity for the weird. Growing up my friends were the oddballs, all kinds, all backgrounds. If you like to hunt for unicorns on weekend outings, I'd probably be totally intrigued and want to join you on a trip. This might be somehow correlated to my love of Dagorhir. Bunch of baddies.

I think I'll give him another date, maybe he can get me re-interested. I just can't stand quiet guys. I need some fire in my life.
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