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[maglor_harper]

*Has availed himself of "herbal" muffins and is feeling a lot better.*

*Decides this would be the PERFECT time to work on some poetry...*

Okay...what shall I start with...erm...

In Xanadu - Where's Xanadu? Fucked if I know but it sounds COOL - did Kubla Khan - Heh. Cool name. "And Kubla Khan smote the masses of the Orcs with great burnination!" I can put that in the second stanza... -

A stately pleasure-dome decree - Uh, how can I finish this line, I KNOW! I'LL PUT IN A COLON! COLONS ARE EXCITING WITH PROMISE OF MORE INFORMATION TO COME! - : -!!!-

Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man - Kubla Khan must be like a Sinda or something, likes living in CAVES. -

Down to a sunless sea. - But suns don't live in seas, they live in the sky! That's why it's CLEVER. -

So twice five miles of fertile ground - That's so much more exciting than "ten miles." Maglor, you're a genius.-

With walls and towers were girdled round: - COLON, ZOMG! -

And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills, - Hmmm, what rhymes with rills? -

Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree;
And here were forests ancient as the hills, - BRILLIANT! -

Enfolding sunny spots of greenery. - I LIKE RHYMING COUPLETS AND RHYMING COUPLETS LIKE ME!!! -

*Giggles*
*gets drowsy*

((Apologies to S.T. Coleridge.))