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[maglor_harper]

*gets that I WANT TO RUN AWAY TO FORMENOS! urge again*

Calm down Maglor, just. Calm. Down. You just need to talk to someone who has experience...who do you know who's been through childbirth a few times?

*face-palm*

*very slowly makes her way down the steps and makes her way to the house of Feanor to look for Nerdanel*

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[lord_feanor]

*is laughing hysterically, waving a note*

[maglor_harper]

Ada, is Nana around-

*sees your face turn a disturbing shade of red*

Do you need oxygen?

[lord_feanor]

*shakes his head*

Sorry. I've just been threatened by some deranged maia. HAHAHAHHAhahaHAHAHhahHAHAHHAHhahHAhaAHh!!!!!

[maglor_harper]

Which Maia? >:|

*feels the hormones a'stirring.*

[lord_feanor]

The cat one.

APPARENTLY I PLOTTED TO COMMIT RAPE AND MURDER!!!!

XD XD XD

First I've bloody heard of it!

[maglor_harper]

o_0

What!? Who, when, why, whaaa?

[lord_feanor]

SAURON!!!

XD XD

*hands you the note and continues cackling*

[maglor_harper]

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*waddles over to the couch and eases herself down*

*reads*

Um...okay. Well, you have a history of maiming, we all do but rape? That's really not our style. Where the Mandos did that come from?

[lord_feanor]

Fucked if I know!!!! I havent actively plotted ANYTHING...

Oh. Hang on... WAIT!!!

I DID think it would be a laugh for Makar to beat the living shit out of him on general principle, but kind of remained non-committal. Specifically, I said I'd have to make sure I chose to do this quietly and sanely. And I didn't.

[maglor_harper]

Well. That's not plotting and how are you to blame? You're not responsible for Makar's actions, he's a sodding Vala.

Okay, you entertained the idea but there's a world of difference between thinking about doing something and actually doing it. The amount of times I contemplated beating your head off a wall after you were rehoused...

[lord_feanor]

And the amount of times I wanted to take you to Irmo and get you 'straightened' out.

But yes! It's fucking hysterical!!!! XD XD XD

What a sodding nutjob.

And quite frankly... the number of people who've thought the same thing of Sauron? What, did they ALL get letters?

[maglor_harper]

*puts her feet up* Ow. :(

Where's he getting all this from anyway? Have you even met?

[lord_feanor]

Let's see... OH YES! There was the time I spontaneously combusted and burnt him and Sauron... and possibly once or twice about the place. But other than that... hardly ever.

[maglor_harper]

*eyeroll* Oh for Eru's sake.

[lord_feanor]

Yes. That's just SLIGHTLY presumptuous.

[maglor_harper]

*waves her hand dismissively*

He doesn't know you, he doesn't know anything about you. If he wants to jump to stupid conclusions, let him.