IC Police Force Application

[magistrated]

Name: What will be printed on your paychecks

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[rejecthumanity]

Name: Thomas Hawkins
Alias/Codename: I go by the name Malcolm Reed. It's complicated.
Abilities: I can heal faster than humans, can teleport wherever I want to, and I have wings.
Weapons Experience: Anything smaller than a rocket launcher. I prefer swords though.
Shift Preferred: Day shift, though I can work nights since I don't exactly need sleep.
Why You're Applying for the Force: Back home, I worked for something like the FBI for a long while. Closest thing here to that sort of work is the police force. I thought I could try joining up and do some good instead of causing trouble by being a vigilante.

[rejecthumanity]

Yep, that's me, though I think you would've caught him if you didn't shoot me in the heart. [What, no he is not bitter about that what are you talking about.]

Got it, bossman. The alias thing is for my comfort, really. If somebody says my real name when I'm not around, I end up teleporting to their location no matter what I'm in the middle of. Lost a few nights of sleep at my last job because people kept talking about me.

[rejecthumanity]

[It has to do with everything >: He survived over two thousand years without dying and then you screwed it all up.]

..Right. Nope, it doesn't work if you're talking to me.

[rejecthumanity]

Exactly. Speak of the devil, if you want to put a name to it.

...I think it's supposed to be ironic.

[rejecthumanity]

Thanks for that.