In which I share my students' zombie bunny book
I have to share this because it made me laugh so hard. I'll translate it for you from my students' slightly awkward (but surprisingly accurate) Latin. Two of them wrote it yesterday while their first year classmates were all at regional band festival.
The Zombie Chocolate Easter Bunny
Once upon a time, there was a chocolate bunny. It was a zombie Easter bunny. It had painted demon eggs.
Matt, a hideous boy, picked up the demon eggs. The bunny foamed at the mouth with rage when Matt picked up the eggs. The bunny clawed Matt because the bunny was very angry.
The bunny changed Matt into an ugly baby bunny zombie.
Matt attacked a lion and a bear. He changed them into zombies, but...
...Matt nevertheless was slaughtered by them. The end!
The Zombie Chocolate Easter Bunny
Once upon a time, there was a chocolate bunny. It was a zombie Easter bunny. It had painted demon eggs.
Matt, a hideous boy, picked up the demon eggs. The bunny foamed at the mouth with rage when Matt picked up the eggs. The bunny clawed Matt because the bunny was very angry.
The bunny changed Matt into an ugly baby bunny zombie.
Matt attacked a lion and a bear. He changed them into zombies, but...
...Matt nevertheless was slaughtered by them. The end!