Fic: Consequential Velocity (Torchwood Jack/Ianto NC17)

[magikalrhiannon]

Title: Consequential Velocity
Author: magikalrhiannon
Beta: kajmere
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC17
Spoilers: Up to Season 2 Episode 9 Something Borrowed
Summary: Gwen discovers that Jack asked Ianto to move in... months ago, and she was the last to know.
Word Count: 3251
Disclaimer: All rights belong to BBC and Russell T Davies. I'm just finger-

Comments

[magikalrhiannon]

Does she not have any idea at all what a slut it makes her look like when everyone around her knows she's married and she's still throwing herself at her boss, right in front of them?

Apparently not.

Were the gifts, in your mind, meant as gag gifts or was it just Gwen being thoughtless?

Gwen choosing gifts that were inexpensive and that she thought matched the person she was buying for. A book for Tosh the quiet "bookwormy-geeky" person (she has NO idea about Tosh), a cheesy tourist t-shirt for Owen because what can you get a dead person? No wine or food, so go with a tourist trap gift, that'll do. And what does she think of when she see's Ianto? He looks good in a suit. Tie it is. It's the equivalent to getting someone socks and underwear at Christmas.

You know I really have to admire your time management skills! Snogging remuslives23, having babies with evalentine99, keeping up on your lessons in fisting with GDL, writing wonderful TW fic AND writing a story for Big Bang, which I cannot wait to read. All this in your spare time off of work! Very impressive!

This made me LOL so much trueblue55 asked me what was so funny and my cat jumped. What can I say? I'm a virgo. :D

I shall now sit patiently and wait for Gwen's next slap down, by Ianto. You know you could just write one for each of them. You know she's got it coming. *Snicker*

here it is

[bluelilacs]

Socks and underwear, or those wonderful knitted mittens from Grandma that you would have to be part of TW in order to find someone to wear, as they clearly were NOT made to fit a human hand.

My other thought was that she bought the expensive gift for Jack and then had to pick up cheap, meaningless little things for the rest so she wouldn't look obvious. Because that worked so well.

[magikalrhiannon]

No she wasn't that mean. She honestly thought she was being nice. That bitch LOL ;)