Boycott the Graduate
Don't go to the Graduate. Encourage everyone you know to join the boycott as well. Shun those who do choose to go there. Drop insulting barbs regarding it into everyday conversation. ("Oh yeah, getting that root canal sucked, but not as bad as 15 minutes at the Grad..." or "Hey, watch where you swing that thing you fucking Grad-Monkey!")
I can't really give you a firm reason why, just that I've never encountered anyone who works there who isn't a huge, cock-smuggling ass-monkey from hell. I don't really understand how every other service industry person at every other bar can be decent(most of the time) and every one of the Grad people can have such festering, ugly souls. Maybe they work there because they are such incredible, dick-cheese eating, penguin-felching mongrels that they can't get jobs anywhere else, making the Grad a repository for the dregs of humanity, those of whom the best that can be said is that they efficiently convert O2 into CO2.
I mean, I usually look forward to any of the bartenders or bouncers coming into my place, because they are fun people, polite, usually sober (but if not well behaved for not-sober) and tip extremely well. But those Grad motherfuckers had better learn to like the taste of our dishwasher's shit, cause that's what they're gettin' in anything they try to order from now on... Assholes...
Not that I'm bitter or anything...
Ahh, feels good to get that out. Now I can wipe my feet and go on with my day =)
Haven't quite figured out how to turn on the R-rating filter yet... sorry...
I can't really give you a firm reason why, just that I've never encountered anyone who works there who isn't a huge, cock-smuggling ass-monkey from hell. I don't really understand how every other service industry person at every other bar can be decent(most of the time) and every one of the Grad people can have such festering, ugly souls. Maybe they work there because they are such incredible, dick-cheese eating, penguin-felching mongrels that they can't get jobs anywhere else, making the Grad a repository for the dregs of humanity, those of whom the best that can be said is that they efficiently convert O2 into CO2.
I mean, I usually look forward to any of the bartenders or bouncers coming into my place, because they are fun people, polite, usually sober (but if not well behaved for not-sober) and tip extremely well. But those Grad motherfuckers had better learn to like the taste of our dishwasher's shit, cause that's what they're gettin' in anything they try to order from now on... Assholes...
Not that I'm bitter or anything...
Ahh, feels good to get that out. Now I can wipe my feet and go on with my day =)
Haven't quite figured out how to turn on the R-rating filter yet... sorry...