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My dad's been taken over by an alien life-form. He hasn't been sparkling, and his shirt hasn't magically come off since the day after my sleep over at Yuugi's. He's been avoiding looking at me too, and when he does look at me he wails "My baby!"
What further evidence do I need?
Mom insists there's another explanation, but for all I know the alien has him brainwashed.
Anyway, Yuugi, if you're reading this, they're both requesting dinner with you and your grandpa. Something about how this should have happened before the flower of my maidenly innocence was plucked prematurely from the vine or whatever it was my the alien in my dad's body was muttering.