Vitamin S

[magie_05]

Title: Vitamin S
Author: Magie
Word Count: 1,411
Rating/Warnings: A very 'NC' NC-17 ;)
Summary: Smut again, because there's something wrong with me. My first fic for an amazing new comm, wilsons_hair, where we are all obsessed with Wilson's hair and the things we can put in it. In this one, House has a little trouble with his aim ;)

Comments

[eglvm]

heehee. that was so dirty. Why do I find that funny and hot at the same time? I know I'd be as grossed out as Wilson. LMAO

[magie_05]

Hee, I know, so dirty. I just couldn't help myself. I mean, yeah, it's funny and sort of gross...but also really really hot. Hee. Thanks for reading!

[phinnia]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I love you for this. <3 <3 The last line especially. I'm still giggling.

[magie_05]

HEE! Thanks. This was so dirty and I loved absolutely every second of imagining it ;)

[bmax67]

Oh my.

:D

Why does "Something About Mary" keep popping into my head?

And what is it with their appendages and causing mayhem? First House gets it in the eye, now Wilson's hair gets mussed!

Ewwww.

Oh, and hopefully the pizza guy will recover after therapy.

Brilliant and hilarious as usual!

[bmax67]

And have you posted this to House/Wilson?

I don't think so.

Must do. Now.

[magie_05]

HEE! I wrote this in like five minutes this morning before work, made for a GREAT night ;)

I dunno if I should post this to House_Wilson or not, although I guess it might help pimp the new comm a little ;)

[schnuffie]

*smirk*

[magie_05]

Hee, yay! This made me smirk a little too, just picturing it ;)

[arhh]

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ILU :)

[magie_05]

YAY OMG I'M GLAD YOU LIKED :D

Best prompt EVER.