"The last time I had this much fun, I was bagging the pearl."
"Like most guys his age, he wasn't above parking the tiny beaver."
"I feel like rubbing the trophy."
"Instead, she spent the night alone, flensing the weeping goodness." AHAHAHA
Euphemism Generator LOL Shut the door! I'm twirling the stiff gecko!
SOMEONE MAKE ME STOP HITTING REFRESH :D