Case 7 [Accidental Video] Backdated to Saturday Night

May 08, 2011 22:38

[Hanna had been sitting in his bed folding cranes when the door creaked open slowly, a quiet figure walking into the room. Looking up with a little smile, Hanna went back to folding, concentrating on making the folds perfect. He would have continued if his green friend hadn’t sat down on the end of the bed, still quiet, but obviously wanting ( Read more... )

riku you are so dead, back dated, hate me today, don't ask don't tell, this isnt cool anymore, he's going to hate himself after this we, hanging with zombie, hiding forever, holy shit

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capuletguarddog May 9 2011, 16:00:21 UTC
[Oh, you've got Tybalt laughing now]

Oh boy, you really do need to get yourself laid. Pity there's no brothels here or I'd hook you up with a right woman real quick. That'd stop them teasin'.

[A pause, before a thought comes to him]

Unless you really are a pillow biter. Then might well stay far away from me.

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Oh my god Tybalt xD magicxmarker May 9 2011, 16:18:49 UTC
[Hanna is in shock because Oh my god, did he really just say that? while laughing at him? Totally not a nice thing to do when someone is worrying about something like this.]

W-wha? Dude, thats like, awful! No!

[And his face is cherry red.]

J-just, shut up, geez. You're totally not helping.

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capuletguarddog May 9 2011, 16:44:18 UTC
[The blushing just makes Tybalt laugh more. If it makes you feel better, he's not trying to make you feel bad Hanna...]

Why? It's what they're there for, after all.

You really haven't ever been with a woman, have you?

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magicxmarker May 9 2011, 16:48:00 UTC
[You get three seconds before Hanna is like, panicking and his face is even more red than before.]

Dude! Don't broadcast it! Oh my go- I...I said shut up! That's like, personal information!

[This translates to "yes, I know I'm a sad little twenty-four year old virgin, but no one else needs to know that."]

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capuletguarddog May 9 2011, 16:52:11 UTC
[And Tybalt's still laughing. Be glad he hasn't figured out how to filter yet, or he'd continue to tease. Instead he gives Hanna another rakish smile and cuts the feed.]

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[Video] reflectivedawn May 9 2011, 23:46:52 UTC
[It's okay, Hanna. Someone already heard it.]

Dude, you might want to see about getting on that. Before you hit forty.

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[Video] magicxmarker May 10 2011, 03:56:56 UTC
[Oh my god Riku, you are ruining his life, man.]

Y-you know what? Shut up! You suck...

[He's shoving his face in a pillow now, hoping to suffocate.]

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[Video] reflectivedawn May 10 2011, 04:00:49 UTC
[It's his job, man, to ruin your life. And possibly Sephiroth's.]

Pretty sure the problem is that you never have.

[And somehow he says this all with a straight face.]

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[Video] magicxmarker May 10 2011, 04:03:51 UTC
[He was just about to tell you how much you suck, looking up from his pillow but then you opened your mouth and Hanna's eyes are getting so wide and just, Oh my god. You did not just say that.]

Riku!

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[Video] reflectivedawn May 10 2011, 04:30:54 UTC
[Have more laughter, Hanna. He's pretty sure you just eliminated his darkness quota by about ten percent.]

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[Video] magicxmarker May 10 2011, 04:37:06 UTC
Dude, I am never talking to you again! Ohmygod, I can't believe you would even...!

[He is so embarrassed man!]

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[Video] reflectivedawn May 10 2011, 04:53:56 UTC
Is that a promise?

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[Video] magicxmarker May 10 2011, 05:02:19 UTC
No....

Just, god. That was like, super crude.

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[Video] reflectivedawn May 10 2011, 05:07:16 UTC
[Crude? What's that? He's technically half a Disney boy, Hanna. He does not know this word of which you speak.]

It was also super true.

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[Video] magicxmarker May 10 2011, 05:44:23 UTC
W-well I bet you haven't either!

[He's digging himself a hole.]

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[Video] reflectivedawn May 10 2011, 05:46:18 UTC
I'm also not twenty four.

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