[Hanna had been sitting in his bed folding cranes when the door creaked open slowly, a quiet figure walking into the room. Looking up with a little smile, Hanna went back to folding, concentrating on making the folds perfect. He would have continued if his green friend hadn’t sat down on the end of the bed, still quiet, but obviously wanting
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Oh boy, you really do need to get yourself laid. Pity there's no brothels here or I'd hook you up with a right woman real quick. That'd stop them teasin'.
[A pause, before a thought comes to him]
Unless you really are a pillow biter. Then might well stay far away from me.
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W-wha? Dude, thats like, awful! No!
[And his face is cherry red.]
J-just, shut up, geez. You're totally not helping.
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Why? It's what they're there for, after all.
You really haven't ever been with a woman, have you?
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Dude! Don't broadcast it! Oh my go- I...I said shut up! That's like, personal information!
[This translates to "yes, I know I'm a sad little twenty-four year old virgin, but no one else needs to know that."]
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Dude, you might want to see about getting on that. Before you hit forty.
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Y-you know what? Shut up! You suck...
[He's shoving his face in a pillow now, hoping to suffocate.]
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Pretty sure the problem is that you never have.
[And somehow he says this all with a straight face.]
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Riku!
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[He is so embarrassed man!]
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Just, god. That was like, super crude.
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It was also super true.
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[He's digging himself a hole.]
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