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A conversation with my brother, the night I had two screwdrivers and a great deal of rum and coke and a shot of Meade (which was amazing!):
EDIT: The parentheses around text (not the timestamps) are when Andy is typing.
Iike a ritz (1:06:51 AM): oshi I'm so drunkl right now.
Maelzo (1:07:08 AM): it would appear as such. you're typing is terrible
Iike a ritz (1:07:24 AM): Andu';s friends are the best.
Maelzo (1:07:32 AM): is andy sober?
Iike a ritz (1:07:33 AM): They get me intoxicated.
Iike a ritz (1:07:37 AM): Yeah.
Iike a ritz (1:07:41 AM): He drove me home./
Maelzo (1:07:44 AM): ok good
Iike a ritz (1:07:57 AM): I have yo drive yo mississippis tpmpprpe.
Iike a ritz (1:08:07 AM): Mtt and Andty are laughing at me.
Iike a ritz (1:08:12 AM): Because I'm wastwed.
Maelzo (1:08:19 AM): hahaha. maybe you should get in bed sister
Iike a ritz (1:08:26 AM): \I'm ghonne3w
Maelzo (1:08:39 AM): i have no idea what that word is supposed to be
Iike a ritz (1:09:26 AM): (gonna)
Iike a ritz (1:09:31 AM): pshit.
Maelzo (1:09:32 AM): thanks andy
Maelzo (1:10:27 AM): and please don't let her drown in her own vomit
tonight. that'd be bad cuz i don't know if you can find another girl
to love you
Iike a ritz (1:11:14 AM): haha
Iike a ritz (1:11:45 AM): You knoe ythis is hilasrious
Maelzo (1:12:16 AM): it is. i'm gonna save this and put it in my xanga
so i can reference a time when Amanda had no skills in English
what-so-ever
Iike a ritz (1:12:43 AM): oh giod I wish you were here/
Iike a ritz (1:12:50 AM): We woudl be two funn y drunks.
Iike a ritz (1:13:07 AM): (I'm logging it already.)
Iike a ritz (1:13:19 AM): (And she posted in her journals if you care
to see it.)
Maelzo (1:13:23 AM): awwwww. i miss you too. and don't worry, we can
get drunk together sometime.
Maelzo (1:13:28 AM): oh i've gotta read that
Iike a ritz (1:13:40 AM): I just spilled water all down the front of my shirt.
Iike a ritz (1:13:54 AM): It's really cold.
Maelzo (1:14:00 AM): wow. good job Amanda. you are typing really well now
Iike a ritz (1:14:16 AM): I'm cincentratimg rea;;y jard/
Maelzo (1:14:26 AM): and it's over
Iike a ritz (1:15:17 AM): Sorry,
Iike a ritz (1:15:21 AM): My fingers get one off.
Iike a ritz (1:15:29 AM): Andy and Matt are laughing at me.
Maelzo (1:15:29 AM): it's ok. i understand
Iike a ritz (1:15:31 AM): Well, they were.
Iike a ritz (1:15:34 AM): Mat;ts gone.
Maelzo (1:15:36 AM): yeah we covered that
Maelzo (1:15:45 AM): not Matt being gone but the other part
Iike a ritz (1:16:24 AM): (When she says she can't stop laughing she
isn't lying. And it's retarded laughter, too.)
Maelzo (1:16:44 AM): well considering she's half retarded that's not
hard to believe
Iike a ritz (1:17:33 AM): Okay.
Iike a ritz (1:17:36 AM): Nigh5 Bruce.
Iike a ritz (1:17:46 AM): I'm glad you['re my brothwer.
Maelzo (1:18:21 AM): and you're an awesome sister. i'll see ya soon.
take care of her Andy
Iike a ritz (1:18:31 AM): He will.
Iike a ritz (1:18:33 AM): He loves me.
Iike a ritz (1:18:39 AM): We're waiting until we get married.
Iike a ritz (1:18:41 AM): :D
I am an idiot. But a funny idiot.
EDIT: The parentheses around text (not the timestamps) are when Andy is typing.
Iike a ritz (1:06:51 AM): oshi I'm so drunkl right now.
Maelzo (1:07:08 AM): it would appear as such. you're typing is terrible
Iike a ritz (1:07:24 AM): Andu';s friends are the best.
Maelzo (1:07:32 AM): is andy sober?
Iike a ritz (1:07:33 AM): They get me intoxicated.
Iike a ritz (1:07:37 AM): Yeah.
Iike a ritz (1:07:41 AM): He drove me home./
Maelzo (1:07:44 AM): ok good
Iike a ritz (1:07:57 AM): I have yo drive yo mississippis tpmpprpe.
Iike a ritz (1:08:07 AM): Mtt and Andty are laughing at me.
Iike a ritz (1:08:12 AM): Because I'm wastwed.
Maelzo (1:08:19 AM): hahaha. maybe you should get in bed sister
Iike a ritz (1:08:26 AM): \I'm ghonne3w
Maelzo (1:08:39 AM): i have no idea what that word is supposed to be
Iike a ritz (1:09:26 AM): (gonna)
Iike a ritz (1:09:31 AM): pshit.
Maelzo (1:09:32 AM): thanks andy
Maelzo (1:10:27 AM): and please don't let her drown in her own vomit
tonight. that'd be bad cuz i don't know if you can find another girl
to love you
Iike a ritz (1:11:14 AM): haha
Iike a ritz (1:11:45 AM): You knoe ythis is hilasrious
Maelzo (1:12:16 AM): it is. i'm gonna save this and put it in my xanga
so i can reference a time when Amanda had no skills in English
what-so-ever
Iike a ritz (1:12:43 AM): oh giod I wish you were here/
Iike a ritz (1:12:50 AM): We woudl be two funn y drunks.
Iike a ritz (1:13:07 AM): (I'm logging it already.)
Iike a ritz (1:13:19 AM): (And she posted in her journals if you care
to see it.)
Maelzo (1:13:23 AM): awwwww. i miss you too. and don't worry, we can
get drunk together sometime.
Maelzo (1:13:28 AM): oh i've gotta read that
Iike a ritz (1:13:40 AM): I just spilled water all down the front of my shirt.
Iike a ritz (1:13:54 AM): It's really cold.
Maelzo (1:14:00 AM): wow. good job Amanda. you are typing really well now
Iike a ritz (1:14:16 AM): I'm cincentratimg rea;;y jard/
Maelzo (1:14:26 AM): and it's over
Iike a ritz (1:15:17 AM): Sorry,
Iike a ritz (1:15:21 AM): My fingers get one off.
Iike a ritz (1:15:29 AM): Andy and Matt are laughing at me.
Maelzo (1:15:29 AM): it's ok. i understand
Iike a ritz (1:15:31 AM): Well, they were.
Iike a ritz (1:15:34 AM): Mat;ts gone.
Maelzo (1:15:36 AM): yeah we covered that
Maelzo (1:15:45 AM): not Matt being gone but the other part
Iike a ritz (1:16:24 AM): (When she says she can't stop laughing she
isn't lying. And it's retarded laughter, too.)
Maelzo (1:16:44 AM): well considering she's half retarded that's not
hard to believe
Iike a ritz (1:17:33 AM): Okay.
Iike a ritz (1:17:36 AM): Nigh5 Bruce.
Iike a ritz (1:17:46 AM): I'm glad you['re my brothwer.
Maelzo (1:18:21 AM): and you're an awesome sister. i'll see ya soon.
take care of her Andy
Iike a ritz (1:18:31 AM): He will.
Iike a ritz (1:18:33 AM): He loves me.
Iike a ritz (1:18:39 AM): We're waiting until we get married.
Iike a ritz (1:18:41 AM): :D
I am an idiot. But a funny idiot.