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have escaped from the pub for the night. mrs m made me sing danny boy twice, god knows i love them all but just because she nearly saw me pointy head come out of between ma's legs doesn't mean -- /shouldn't/ mean she gets to do that to me.
ma was laughing at me the whole time, only no one can ever tell when she's laughing at me and when she's just laughing 'cos she's always smiling like she knows something no one else does.
course, that's 'cos she does.
THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT, MA.
look, a survey, just to piss away the time.
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
don't think i have, not that you could call it dating really.
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
oi, me own. empty, empty bed.
Have you ever kissed someone older than 18?
i do think this would be defined as a yes.
Do you miss anyone?
loads. i should give fabs a ring.
Have you held hands with anyone today?
shan, maybe. or rosie. or pats. they're sometimes hard for a bloke to tell apart when they're all tangled up like that.
What are you excited about?
NOT SINGING DANNY BOY EVER AGAIN. at least 'til another one of the oldtimers gets drunk and demands it so nicely, or da thinks i've done something to deserve it.
Seven days from now will you be in a relationship?
not bloody likely.
Do you like to cuddle?
...who wrote this thing? was this written by a girl? what kind of question is that. ma says yes, i am a cuddler, ma please stop reading over my shoulder.
What are your plans for the next weekend?
saturday night's the weekend seisiun. does that count?
Whats the last thing you had to drink?
guinness
What was the last thing you ate?
guinnes
Ever go camping?
i'm taking the terrors when they're old enough. used to go with mac on school hols but now he says he's too old. prat.
Are you someone's best friend?
...i don't know!
Have you spoken to your mother today?
NO I HAVEN'T BECAUSE SHE IS DEAD TO M-- ow, ma, don't box me ears when i am /typing/. yes. obviously.
What color is your hair?
technically i think it is supposed to be brown but really. it can't make up its mind. (brownish blondeish reddish is a colour right?)
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
i think i kiss her every day at least once, yeah?
Does anyone love you?
oh, loads. i hate them all. :(
Do you fall for people easily?
...
What are you listening to right now?
it's a reel. ma'd tan me hide for not knowing the name but she's gone back to playing again instead of lurking over me shoulder.
Best summer?
the ones i got to come back home for. or the ones when i got to pal around with fabs. i really don't know.
Is it ok if you kiss people when you're single?
isn't that generally the way to go about not being single anymore?
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
walking in on my parents in the supply closet. HONESTLY.
Where did your last hug take place?
in the pub.
Are you tired right now?
TIRED OF SINGING DANNY BOY (but that is all the time really)
Do you chew on your straws?
all the time. that's how ma says you could tell which were mine, as a kid. mac doesn't, i did. do.
Who was at your house last?
technically not my house! ma, da, grandda, aunt m, the terrors, mrs m, m-- okay you get the picture. it's a bloody pub.
Do you have any siblings?
mac, the bloody prat. with the way things were going this morning, more might be on the way. MA. I HAVE FRIENDS WITH BABIES. UNDIGNIFIED, MA.
Are you a heavy sleeper?
like the dead.
When was the last time something bothered you?
earlier tonight.
Are looks important?
occasionally, yeah?
Are you mad at someone right now?
...disgruntled-like.
Will you get married?
WHO KNOWS.
What were you doing 2 hours ago?
singing. playing me da's guitar.
Do you wear the seatbelt in the car?
don't drive a car!
How do you feel about gay marriage?
don't see what's wrong with it.
What is the last movie you watched in theaters?
...you expect me to remember something like this? (i need to get out more.)
What time did you go to sleep last night?
sometime in the wee hours. then morrigan's girls woke me up by LEAPING UPON ME HEAD. oi.
How old do you think you will be when you have kids?
...older than now?
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
i almost wish there was.
ma was laughing at me the whole time, only no one can ever tell when she's laughing at me and when she's just laughing 'cos she's always smiling like she knows something no one else does.
course, that's 'cos she does.
THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT, MA.
look, a survey, just to piss away the time.
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
don't think i have, not that you could call it dating really.
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
oi, me own. empty, empty bed.
Have you ever kissed someone older than 18?
i do think this would be defined as a yes.
Do you miss anyone?
loads. i should give fabs a ring.
Have you held hands with anyone today?
shan, maybe. or rosie. or pats. they're sometimes hard for a bloke to tell apart when they're all tangled up like that.
What are you excited about?
NOT SINGING DANNY BOY EVER AGAIN. at least 'til another one of the oldtimers gets drunk and demands it so nicely, or da thinks i've done something to deserve it.
Seven days from now will you be in a relationship?
not bloody likely.
Do you like to cuddle?
...who wrote this thing? was this written by a girl? what kind of question is that. ma says yes, i am a cuddler, ma please stop reading over my shoulder.
What are your plans for the next weekend?
saturday night's the weekend seisiun. does that count?
Whats the last thing you had to drink?
guinness
What was the last thing you ate?
guinnes
Ever go camping?
i'm taking the terrors when they're old enough. used to go with mac on school hols but now he says he's too old. prat.
Are you someone's best friend?
...i don't know!
Have you spoken to your mother today?
NO I HAVEN'T BECAUSE SHE IS DEAD TO M-- ow, ma, don't box me ears when i am /typing/. yes. obviously.
What color is your hair?
technically i think it is supposed to be brown but really. it can't make up its mind. (brownish blondeish reddish is a colour right?)
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
i think i kiss her every day at least once, yeah?
Does anyone love you?
oh, loads. i hate them all. :(
Do you fall for people easily?
...
What are you listening to right now?
it's a reel. ma'd tan me hide for not knowing the name but she's gone back to playing again instead of lurking over me shoulder.
Best summer?
the ones i got to come back home for. or the ones when i got to pal around with fabs. i really don't know.
Is it ok if you kiss people when you're single?
isn't that generally the way to go about not being single anymore?
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
walking in on my parents in the supply closet. HONESTLY.
Where did your last hug take place?
in the pub.
Are you tired right now?
TIRED OF SINGING DANNY BOY (but that is all the time really)
Do you chew on your straws?
all the time. that's how ma says you could tell which were mine, as a kid. mac doesn't, i did. do.
Who was at your house last?
technically not my house! ma, da, grandda, aunt m, the terrors, mrs m, m-- okay you get the picture. it's a bloody pub.
Do you have any siblings?
mac, the bloody prat. with the way things were going this morning, more might be on the way. MA. I HAVE FRIENDS WITH BABIES. UNDIGNIFIED, MA.
Are you a heavy sleeper?
like the dead.
When was the last time something bothered you?
earlier tonight.
Are looks important?
occasionally, yeah?
Are you mad at someone right now?
...disgruntled-like.
Will you get married?
WHO KNOWS.
What were you doing 2 hours ago?
singing. playing me da's guitar.
Do you wear the seatbelt in the car?
don't drive a car!
How do you feel about gay marriage?
don't see what's wrong with it.
What is the last movie you watched in theaters?
...you expect me to remember something like this? (i need to get out more.)
What time did you go to sleep last night?
sometime in the wee hours. then morrigan's girls woke me up by LEAPING UPON ME HEAD. oi.
How old do you think you will be when you have kids?
...older than now?
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
i almost wish there was.