Matt Goes to Teh Ball
Once upon a time in a faraway land of wick of war, in the kingdom of Rootes lived our hero, Cinder!Matt. Teh ebil and full of DOOM french pirate ninja panda teacher (who was very hairy) said "Cinder!Matt, I need you to shave my hair, so you cannot go to the ball!!!!!!!!one111!!112345OMGWTFBBQ" Cinder!Matt was sad:
He was so leik OMG tired after so many hours of shaving that he fell asleep.
Whatever will Cinder!Matt do?!!?!?!?!?!
It was then that Chuck Norris appeared.
Did you know Chuck Norris is actually a duck? He's currently experimenting with his species image. He's cat curious.
In response to Cinder!Matt's despair, Chuck Norris said:
(Told you she was hairy.)
This was no problem for Chuck Norris. He can beat the sun in a staring contest after all. So, he said:
And lo and behold, Cinder!Matt was off to the ball as an Arabian black angel prince:
And they all lived happily ever after. (Apart from Teh ebil and full of DOOM french pirate ninja panda teacher (who was very hairy) who needed plastic surgery.)
JOYOUS!
TEH END!
He was so leik OMG tired after so many hours of shaving that he fell asleep.
Whatever will Cinder!Matt do?!!?!?!?!?!
It was then that Chuck Norris appeared.
Did you know Chuck Norris is actually a duck? He's currently experimenting with his species image. He's cat curious.
In response to Cinder!Matt's despair, Chuck Norris said:
(Told you she was hairy.)
This was no problem for Chuck Norris. He can beat the sun in a staring contest after all. So, he said:
And lo and behold, Cinder!Matt was off to the ball as an Arabian black angel prince:
And they all lived happily ever after. (Apart from Teh ebil and full of DOOM french pirate ninja panda teacher (who was very hairy) who needed plastic surgery.)
JOYOUS!
TEH END!