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( THE FBI! OH NOES!!! )

AshleyMadison.com was created for people just like you - day after day, year after year TRAPPED in a marriage devoid of any physical intimacy.

"Special offer" of membership for $49 a year.

First of all, way to miss the target market. I'm not exactly trapped in a marriage. Trapped, perhaps, but it's a prison of my own making, thank you ( Read more... )

( Like trying to get blood from a turnip )

More Nigerian spam, now with a twist

( Now endorsed by the FBI! )

More dating spam.

So far removed from reality.

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( Sometimesw, I hate monkeys. )

There was a phishing spam in my inbox today. Bank of America. Looks really professional, almost.

Except for the headline:

Security Update Alert

Your primary Information for Bank of America Online Banking Need To Update.

Post haste!

( old spam, new twist )