I almost forgot: an observation that I made today while riding in traffic is that it's apparently possible to get handicapped license plates for being mentally retarded.

Big Mac, You Want One

Fuck You McDonalds, Fuck You.

( Wow. )

Jan (Jill) and Dave (Jack) were excited to spend a romantic weekend in the dark and forbidding forest. But when Dave's attempt to dig a love nest under the old willow tree unearths a sacred tomb, evil awakes! Now, the Mummy of Murman's Dell (Peter) has risen from it's slumber and hunts the two lovers throughout the forest! Some things are better ( Read more... )

Meh. Goin' to bed.

After seeing a couple of low-budget (like really extremely low-budget shot-on-video direct-to-DVD) movies that have MPAA ratings screens on them, I was curious about what it takes to get an actual MPAA rating, so I went to the MPAA website to check.

( Wow, was that offensive. )