Pirates!

Oct 02, 2008 13:59

Yarr, mateys! Avast and behold the tales of modern piracy...

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luno October 2 2008, 19:22:54 UTC
The challenge in "drinking wenches" is liquefying them first.

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magicmarmot October 2 2008, 21:48:02 UTC
It's easier if you do the drinking first.

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theophania_79 October 2 2008, 19:40:06 UTC
yeah this pirate story has been cracking me up. at least it provides some lighthearted news, amongst all the rest of the apocolyptic crap i'm seeing.

go pirates!

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magicmarmot October 2 2008, 21:49:24 UTC
I'm really curious as to how this one's gonna pan out. Considering that there have already been two known ransom payouts, it makes me wonder.

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g33kgoddess October 2 2008, 23:10:39 UTC
Except that it isn't lighthearted to the poor 20 crewmembers left on board. This isn't Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean. These men are monsters. Yes, they made an incredibly stupid move when they grabbed this ship, but it's the welfare of the men on board that they'll negotiate with.

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quetz October 2 2008, 21:06:49 UTC
That's cheeky. Do they believe the Russian Navy is going to stand by and let them escape? Or would they take the crew as hostages with them?

Either way, I find it depressing that my Pirate bretheren are reduced to using little inflatable rafts.

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magicmarmot October 2 2008, 21:47:30 UTC
Those are actually real powerboats, not inflatables.

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ignusfaatus October 2 2008, 22:36:34 UTC
what would those pirated do if we just hooked up five tugs and pulled their ass out of there, parked them on the artic circle and waited for them to get cold and go home?

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g33kgoddess October 2 2008, 23:12:00 UTC
They'd start torturing the 20 crewmembers they're holding as hostages. There are things that are worse than death.

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saveau October 3 2008, 00:29:25 UTC
Piracy has been a serious problem for quite a few years now. It got some occasional mention in the first few years after the fall of what passed for a government in Somalia, and in the last six years or so (coincidentally, ever since all our guns were pointed at Iraq with nary a thought to legitimate concerns in the rest of the world) it's reached new heights.

These pirates seize ships and cargo by force, traffic in weapons on a scale that Saddam Hussein could only sigh wistfully about after 1990, and entertain their captives with beatings and rapes and murder. And profit handsomely. There is nothing cute or silly or whimsical to be found in any of this.

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