Surrealist Jokes!!!
I have recently (and by recently, I mean just today...) discovered a great appreciation for surrealist jokes. So I thought I'd share a few:
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to hold the giraffe and another to fill the wheel barrow with brightly coloured machine tools.
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the giraffe, and one to throw brightly coloured power tools into the bathtub.
What is the similarity between a monkey and a bicycle?
The both have wheels except for the monkey.
What is the difference between a duck?
The one eye is blue and the other eye is also green.
What is the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same.
Why did the bed cross the road?
Because he wanted to send e-mail from space and there were no telephone poles.
There are two penguins on an ice floe, drifting north into warmer waters. These penguins are very fond of each other, but they don’t speak English very well. Suddenly, with a terrific crack, the ice floe splits in half, right between the penguins. As they begin drifting apart, one penguin sadly waves a flipper and calls out, “Chocolate milk!”
What do you get when you cross a surrealist with a mafia don?
An offer you can't understand
And the one which started the madness:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Staple Gun!
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to hold the giraffe and another to fill the wheel barrow with brightly coloured machine tools.
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the giraffe, and one to throw brightly coloured power tools into the bathtub.
What is the similarity between a monkey and a bicycle?
The both have wheels except for the monkey.
What is the difference between a duck?
The one eye is blue and the other eye is also green.
What is the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same.
Why did the bed cross the road?
Because he wanted to send e-mail from space and there were no telephone poles.
There are two penguins on an ice floe, drifting north into warmer waters. These penguins are very fond of each other, but they don’t speak English very well. Suddenly, with a terrific crack, the ice floe splits in half, right between the penguins. As they begin drifting apart, one penguin sadly waves a flipper and calls out, “Chocolate milk!”
What do you get when you cross a surrealist with a mafia don?
An offer you can't understand
And the one which started the madness:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Staple Gun!