Sure, why the hell not?

Nov 27, 2007 16:45


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I gave tammypierce a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In August I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In April I punched nimori in the arm (-10 points). Last Monday I put money in sssargon's expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I've been nice (348 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
magickmaker17

And, just because the first bit of this one was rather amusing:

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October I turned ashita_wa_ok in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last week I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Sunday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In January I pulled tsuki_no_suzu's hair (-5 points). In June drgnofdarkness and I robbed a bank (-50 points).

Overall, I've been nice (266 points). For Christmas I deserve a Sony Playstation 3!

Sincerely,
magickmaker17

what I find most amusing about this exercise is that sometimes buying porn for someone else gives you 10 points, and sometimes its -10 points...
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