Amazing quotes I've heard over the past year....or two...
*"I traveled through six states to get here. I'm here to rock, and I'm gonna rock hard
*Me: "I hate you"
Evan: [u]"I LOVE ME"[/u]
*"Well....what do you call them [breasts]?"
Paulie: "Bazzoongas?"
* "They are kind of spacious...""
* "I'm like a tube of toothpaste... everything just comes out."
- *Italian music starts playing in a store* Emily's dad: "That's a great idea!! TACOS!!"
* "I won't grow a beard...it's a waste of face.."
* "He's a big big man who drives a big big van"
* "Narcissism is my religion.." ...O.o
- *cake is thrown* "YOU ASSHOLE!"
* *reads* "we..roll...?" millisecond later.. "WE ROCK!!!"
*Me: "I hate you"
Evan: [u]"I LOVE ME"[/u]
*"Well....what do you call them [breasts]?"
Paulie: "Bazzoongas?"
* "They are kind of spacious...""
* "I'm like a tube of toothpaste... everything just comes out."
- *Italian music starts playing in a store* Emily's dad: "That's a great idea!! TACOS!!"
* "I won't grow a beard...it's a waste of face.."
* "He's a big big man who drives a big big van"
* "Narcissism is my religion.." ...O.o
- *cake is thrown* "YOU ASSHOLE!"
* *reads* "we..roll...?" millisecond later.. "WE ROCK!!!"