ok, I'm horney, he's sleeping, and I can't sleep...ugh
It took me several hours to balance the checkbook, pay bills and catch up on household shit and I am still NOT finished... but I need a freaking break!
So on come the memes....
3rd Degree!
You scored 100 % Wiccan!
Wow! Let me guess, you are Wiccan, right? Either you are, you are close to someone who is, or you cheated :P Congratulations. Blessed Be and May the God and Goddess bless your path. :)
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 83% on Nature
Link: The How Wiccan Are You Test written by Denraeah on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
72,180 descendants
- you're more genetically fit than 42% of the current population -
72,180. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.
You're at the lower end of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come.
A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you. Note that you'll have significant offspring with two separate partners; the second of your genetic lines is slighly faded to make the chart easier to read. The second line could represent either a second marriage or an affair:
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 8% on fitnessfactor
Link: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Guys LOVE you
You have trield 88 a slut who knows what she wants.
You will do anything with anyone at any time.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 94% on Tried It All
Link: The Sex Preferences (Girls ONLY) Test written by melinda_27 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Deviant
You scored 73 % slut!
You are a sexual deviant! You aren't exactly slutty but you sure love sex! You have tried many things and will more than likely try anything once...or twice.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 69% on slut
Link: The sex and kink Test written by pookieb on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
screw it... it's late, I'm horny... I'm waking him the freak up! LOL!
So on come the memes....
3rd Degree!
You scored 100 % Wiccan!
Wow! Let me guess, you are Wiccan, right? Either you are, you are close to someone who is, or you cheated :P Congratulations. Blessed Be and May the God and Goddess bless your path. :)
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 83% on Nature
Link: The How Wiccan Are You Test written by Denraeah on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
72,180 descendants
- you're more genetically fit than 42% of the current population -
72,180. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.
You're at the lower end of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come.
A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you. Note that you'll have significant offspring with two separate partners; the second of your genetic lines is slighly faded to make the chart easier to read. The second line could represent either a second marriage or an affair:
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 8% on fitnessfactor
Link: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Guys LOVE you
You have trield 88 a slut who knows what she wants.
You will do anything with anyone at any time.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 94% on Tried It All
Link: The Sex Preferences (Girls ONLY) Test written by melinda_27 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Deviant
You scored 73 % slut!
You are a sexual deviant! You aren't exactly slutty but you sure love sex! You have tried many things and will more than likely try anything once...or twice.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 69% on slut
Link: The sex and kink Test written by pookieb on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
screw it... it's late, I'm horny... I'm waking him the freak up! LOL!